Funniest song title/lyric if replace “Hell” with “Mel” or “Heaven” with "Kevin"?

Like pulling hats out of rabbits.

 

Soft Machine already did that on "As Long As He Lies Perfectly Still"
Kevin on Earth there'll be one
Kevin on Earth make room for one
Kevin himself he'll be in
Kevin on Earth, be here
Or you could be now
Or is he found, in Herne Bay...

 

Wear your love like Kevin

 

Good one.

 

Mel Bent for Leather -Priest

 

Kevin Sent - Dokken

 

Mel Awaits - Slayer

goodnight

 

Bee Gees opine - "Too Much Kevin".

 

I have an acquaintance named Kevin. If he had any awareness of the kinds of music Forum members like, I would tell him about this thread.

 

Nobody Gets Too Much of me Anymore

 

I know it doesn't count but....
"Kevin...,
I'm in Kevin."

 

Same with "Kevin's Open" (Mike Oldfield).

 

From Fiction Factory too.

...Kevin is closer...

 

Dionne Warwick, "You'll Never Get to Kevin (If You Break My Heart)"

 

The Who, "Cousin Heaven".

 

Gene Pitney -Half Kevin, Half Heartache

 

Mel ain't no bad place to be, but on the other hand, Kevin is a place where nothing ever happens.

 

Kevin's in the back seat of my Cadillac
Hot Chocolate

 

Kevinly Action - Erasure
Kevin (I Want You) - Camouflage
Kevin Up Here - Echo And The Bunnymen

Melbent - New Order
Casanova In Mel - Pet Shop Boys
Alex Descends Into Mel For A Bottle Of Korova - U2

 

Kevin's On Fire (PISS)

 

You forgot "South of Kevin"

 

The Cure - "Just Like Kevin"

 

The Honeys - It's Like Kevin

 

Kevin only moved once yesterday-The Guess Who

 

Melbound Train- Savoy Brown