"Curly Snaps"...news at eleven

In an unprovoked assault Curly, one of the Three Stooges took on all comers at a Charity Wrestling event. The slaughter included a gaggle of cops, the others 2 stooges and all the patrons attending the event. He is held without bond in the event commissary. When asked about the assault the slapped his own face and said yuck yuck yuck and began preparing turkey dinner for the two survivors of the debacle....