I came upon an untagged movie spoiler in a thread the other day, and, rather than cause a stink with the OP, it prompted me to come up with this jingle instead. Sing it to the tune of the original '60s "Spider-Man" theme. Enjoy! Spoiler Tag, Spoiler Tag Don’t forget to use Spoiler Tag Blocks of text, any size Hiding words from reading eyes Look out! Here comes the Spoiler Tag. Is it wrong? Listen bud, Here’s some wisdom and not just FUD You can wreck any thread The answer is overhead Hey, there You’ve found the Spoiler Tag. In the thrill of the fight As you’re typing your line Like a streak of light It arrives just in time. Spoiler Tag, Spoiler Tag Friendly neighborhood Spoiler Tag Good advice, don’t ignore Thoughtfulness can reward. So please, don’t wreck it for the others Think of us movie lovers Please use the Spoiler Tag! If only all of life's problems could be addressed this way!