No, this isn't a joke. I have over 1000 LPs and well over 5000 CDs, all boxed up and put in storage units a few years ago. I'm going to be relocating to New York at the the end of the year, where storage costs are substantially higher. So my music collection will remain in storage until I can figure out what to do with it. It would be a huge help if I could find someone who could go through all the boxes, inventory everything and organize the collection. I have no idea if there are people out there who do this kind of thing for a living, but I figure this would be as good a place to ask as any.