Britney chosen "top star" of the year!?

Ya gotta love these shows and how they create these silly criteria for being "top star".





NEW YORK (AP) - Access Hollywood has named its Top Ten Stars of 2004, with Britney Spears in the No. 1 spot.

The rankings are based on the number of stories the syndicated entertainment television show aired on each star. Spears - who was married twice, cancelled a summer tour because of a knee injury and released a greatest hits album - topped the list with 119 stories.

Beyonce is in the No. 2 spot, with 102 stories, followed by Donald Trump, 94 stories; Michael Jackson, 84 stories; Tom Cruise, 72 stories; Jessica Simpson, 69 stories; Paris Hilton, 63 stories; Nicole Kidman, 62 stories; Jennifer Lopez, 54 stories; and Whitney Houston, 52 stories.

"We want to thank these stars for helping to make 2004 the best in Access Hollywood history," executive producer Rob Silverstein said in a statement Tuesday.

"Here's to more 'can't miss' moments in 2005."

 

What about Janet Jackson?

 

Yeah! Really! Maybe Access Hollywood is a Viacom show and they were trying to ignore it on purpose?

 

Britney Spears.. now that's what I'm talkin' about! She's over 21 now, eh? So I don't feel like a dirty old man anymore.. *HAW*

 

Hopefully, Trey and Matt can find a way to slice and dice all ten in a future episode of South Park.

 

Have we seen Britney with her clothes off yet?

 

Not yet , but I'm sure as soon as her popularity start to fade we'll see it

 

I've actually seen several of those with their clothes off.