I know this is short notice and all, but let's throw a big SURPRISE PARTY or something, come on! Figure out a venue, rent a killer sound system, hire a bunch of DJs to play nonstop Yacht Rock, order a truckload of pizzas and microbrew on tap. Cake, single malt Scotch, cigars, the whole nine yards. Let's do this up right for our main man Steve! Woo Hoo!