Favorite insults in a song

Discussion in 'Music Corner' started by 80steen, Dec 7, 2022.

  1. Chemically altered

    Chemically altered Forum Resident

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    Ukraine in Spirit
    Blinded by the light
    Revved up like a douche
    Another runner in the night - The Manfred Mann EB version.
     
  2. Doctor Worm

    Doctor Worm Romans 6:23

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    Missouri
    Oh man, I loved these guys back in the day. I remember going to see them in Arkansas and there were only about 20 people there. Good times.
     
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  3. 80steen

    80steen John McClane Thread Starter

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    West Virginia
    A few people on this forum does not come close to the many things I've heard in conversations and read online where folks have taken it as at least sarcasm. So, to that, maybe I should have titled the thread Favorite sarcastic moment in a song. Plus, I got some likes too
     
  4. AMDG

    AMDG Forum Resident

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    Johns Creek, GA
    McCartney - Too Many People

    I always thought McCartney got the better of Lennon in this one. Too Many People was a stiletto to,the heart while How Do,You Sleep was a baseball bat to the head.
     
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  5. AMDG

    AMDG Forum Resident

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    Johns Creek, GA
    The New Radicals - You Get What You Give

    Health insurance, rip off lying
    FDA, big bankers buying
    Fake computer crashes dining
    Cloning while they're multiplying
    Fashion shoots with Beck and Hanson
    Courtney Love and Marilyn Manson
    You're all fakes
    Run to your mansions
    Come around, we'll kick your asses
     
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  6. lazydawg58

    lazydawg58 Know enough to know how much I don't know

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    Lillington NC
    I've always liked this one from Jason Isbell. The song is, "The Songs She Sang in the Shower."

    On a lark, on a whim
    I said “There's two kinds of men in this world and you're neither of them”
    And his fist cut the smoke
    I had an eighth of a second to wonder if he got the joke
    In the car headed home
    She asked if I had considered the prospect of living alone
     
  7. Amnion

    Amnion Forum Occupant

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    Ontario, Canada
    I see your lover man comin', comin' 'cross the barren fields
    He not a gentleman at all, he's rotten to the core, he's a coward and he steals

    Lonesome Day Blues - Bob Dylan
     
  8. Paul J

    Paul J Forum Resident

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    Baltimore
    McCartney- Smile Away (& a couple others on Ram)

     
  9. theholygoof

    theholygoof Forum Resident

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    Madison, WI
    Prince’s “Yah, You Know”, a send-up of small-minded Minnesotans never fails to crack me up. The whole song works, but the chorus and these lines in particular are hilarious to me:

    “Keep singing yah, you know
    Yah, you know
    There's more to life than spitting when you talk
    Saying yah, you know

    What's the matter with you
    You smell like diesel fume
    Whoever told you it was cool to drink Perrier?”
     
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  10. donstemple

    donstemple Member of the Club

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    Maplewood, NJ
    Pretty much all of Ben Folds Rockin’ the Suburbs mocking 90s hard rock acts like Korn:

    I'm rockin' the suburbs, just like Quiet Riot did,
    I'm rockin' the suburbs, except that they were talented.
    I'm rockin' the suburbs, I take the cheques and face the facts,
    That some producer with computers fixes all my ****ty tracks.


    y'all don't know what it's like, being male, middle-class and white…
    It gets me real pissed off, it makes me want to say… F$@K!
     
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  11. Hanglow

    Hanglow Forum Resident

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    Saratoga New York
    :righton:

    Fixed that for ya!
     
  12. Flaky Bandit

    Flaky Bandit Forum Resident

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    UK
    Jermaine Jackson really laid into Michael in Word to the Bad
    What up yo
    Word to the badd! (5x)

    Reconstructed
    Been abducted
    Don’t know who you are
    Think they love you
    They don’t know you
    Lonely superstar

    Never think about who you love
    Only think about number one
    You forget about where you started from
    You only care about what you want
    Don’t care about how it’s done
    You only think about you, your throne
    Be it right or be it wrong

    It ain’t about your world
    It ain’t about the things that you do
    If you don’t care, I don’t care
    Cause you keep thinkin’ ’bout you
    It ain’t about you takin’ my pie
    You been takin’ for a long time
    If you don’t care, I don’t care
    If you keep
    I ain’t thinkin’ ’bout you
    No, no, I ani’t thinkin‘ ‘bout you, no, no

    What up yo, word to the badd (3x)

    Once you were made
    You changed your shade
    Was your color wrong?
    Could not turn back
    It’s a known fact
    You were too far gone

    You know I tried to be there for you
    Like a brother I cared for you
    It didn’t matter you always play me off
    You only care about what you want
    You don’t care about how it’s done
    You only think about you, your throne
    Be it right or be it wrong

    It ain’t about your world
    It ain’t about the things that you do
    If you don’t care, I don’t care
    Cause you keep thinkin’ ’bout you
    It ain’t about you takin’ my pie
    You been takin’ for a long time
    If you don’t care, I don’t care
    If you keep
    I ain’t thinkin’ ’bout you
    No, no, I ani’t thinkin‘ ‘bout you, no, no

    What up yo, word to the badd (3x)

    Thinkin’ about that pie that you’ve been takin’ from me
    From a brother to another brother hard to believe
    Lost and don’t know it yet you still show it
    Givin’ seems to be harder than it is to receive
    The glass has gotten shady, time to make it clearer
    Clean it up and let’s start with the Man in The Mirror
    There’s sadness there brother, ain't no mistaken it
    Get a grip cause you’re not far from breakin it
    Thinkin’ about the time when we used to be close
    It shouldn't be past tense, cause nobody knows
    What the future may hold, what tomorrow might bring
    Its not guaranteed that you’ll be spreading your wings
    But meanwhile, I continue to smile, cause in the back of my head
    I know you’re still a child
    You say that you’re a man, but that will never be
    Unless the day comes when you can lean on me

    Gone too far, you better turn back
    I know who you are
    You know where I'm at
    Sad but it’s true, from me to you
    Pick up the phone
    Don't be alone
    Step off your throne
    Come back home

    It ain’t about your world, no, no, no
    It ain’t about the things that you do, no, no, no…
     
    Last edited: Dec 10, 2022
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  13. Valkenburg

    Valkenburg Forum Resident

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    Hawaii
    Gil Scott Hero "The Revolution Will Not Be Televised" rips Roy Wilkins, former executive director of the NAACP, who was perceived by many as being too moderate and accomodating.

    There will be no slow motion or still lifes of Roy Wilkins
    Strolling through Watts in a red, black, and green liberation jumpsuit
    That he has been saving for just the proper occasion
     
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  14. Oatsdad

    Oatsdad Oat, Biscuits, Abbie & Mitzi: Best Dogs Ever

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    Alexandria VA
    So "a few people on this forum" don't matter... but the few people on this forum who "liked" your post do matter.

    :confused:

    But hey, you believe what you wanna believe about the song. :shrug:
     
  15. 80steen

    80steen John McClane Thread Starter

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    West Virginia
    My point about the likes is that a counteracts those who have disagreed with me on here.
     
  16. Chee

    Chee Forum Resident

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    Denver
    Madonna in "Hollywood" :"this bird has flown". No more SoCal, the house is going to be sold and I'm back to NYC forever to live. She did just that besides rent one to cast her movie this year.
     
  17. Oatsdad

    Oatsdad Oat, Biscuits, Abbie & Mitzi: Best Dogs Ever

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    Alexandria VA
    Not really because likes are vague. People who liked your initial post might've just been liking that you started the thread/the thread topic.

    But let's move on. You're convinced you're right and since nothing Lennon himself said changed your mind, none of us will either.
     
  18. Crutnacker

    Crutnacker Forum Resident

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    Louisville, KY
    Love Went Mad - Elvis Costello

    Are you a man now you wear a man's hat?
    Are you a man now or are you a rat?
    You go to church quiet as a mouse
    You're a big cheese now in the workhouse
    With these vulgar fractions of the treble clef
    I wish you luck with a capital 'f'
    A self-made mug is hard to break
    A silent partner in someone else's mistake
     
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  19. Mojo7575

    Mojo7575 Forum Resident

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    Hawaii
    Sunday Trucker, Christian Mother@#&er: The Doors: "Build Me a Woman" medley
    Hear Him Whip the Women, Just Around Midnight....: Rolling Stones: Brown Sugar
    Take Out Your False Teeth Mama, I Wanna....: J. Geils Band: Pack Fair and Square
     
  20. rkt88

    rkt88 The unknown soldier

    Location:
    malibu ca
    Hey, psst-psst, here she comes now

    [Verse 1]
    Oh, you know her
    Would you look at that hair?
    Yeah, you know her
    Check out those shoes
    She looks like she stepped out of the middle of somebody's blues
    She looks like the Sunday comics
    She thinks she's Brenda Starr

    Her nose job is real atomic
    All she needs is an old knife scar

    [Chorus]
    Ew, she's so dull, come on
    Rip her to shreds
    She's so dull, come on
    Rip her to shreds

    [Verse 2]
    Oh, you know her, "Miss Groupie Supreme"
    Yeah, you know her, "Vera Vogue" on parade
    Red eye shadow, green mascara
    Bleh, she's too much
    She looks like she don't know better
    A case of partial extreme
    Dressed in a Robert Hall sweater
    Acting like a soap opera queen

    [Chorus]
    Yeah, she's so dull, come on
    Rip her to shreds
    She's so dull, come on
    Rip her to shreds

    [Bridge]
    She got the nerve to tell me she's not on it
    But her expression is too serene
    Yeah, she looks like she washes with Comet
    Always looking to create a scene

    [Chorus]
    Yeah, she's so dull, come on
    Rip her to shreds
    She's so dull, come on
    Rip her to shreds
    She's so dull
    Rip her to shreds

    [Verse 3]
    Oh, you know her, "Miss Groupie Supreme"
    Yeah, you know her, "Vera Vogue" on parade
    Yeah, you know her, with the fish-eating grin
    She's so dull

    [Outro]
    Yeah, she got the nerve to tell me
    Huh, she's so dull
    Hey, there she goes now

    ( the best for last! )

    She making out with King Kong
    She take her boat to Hong Kong
    Well
    Bye bye, sugar
    And not a minute too soon

     
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  21. BILLONEEG

    BILLONEEG Senior Member

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    New Jersey
    "Pukin' My Heart Out Over You" by the Funny Boners has a good bunch of them.
     
  22. Hoffy

    Hoffy Forum Resident

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    Los Angeles
    Ween - “you can piss up a rope and feel the pissy dribble”
     
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  23. All Rights

    All Rights Senior Member

    Mother In Law
    by
    Ernie K-Doe


    Mother-in-law, mother-in-law
    Mother-in=law, mother-in-law
    The worst person I know
    Mother-in-law, mother-in-law
    She worries me so
    Mother-in-law, mother-in-law
    If she'd leave us alone
    We would have a happy home
    Sent from down below
    Mother-in-law, mother-in-law
    Mother-in-law, mother-in-law
    Satan should be her name
    Mother-in-law, mother-in-law
    To me they're 'bout the same
    Mother-in-law, mother-in-law
    Every time I open my mouth
    Steps right in to put me out
    How could she stoop so low
    Mother-in-law, mother-in-law
    Mother-in-law, mother-in-law
    I come home with my pay
    Mother-in-law, mother-in-law
    She asks me what I made
    Mother-in-law, mother-in-law
    She thinks her advice is the constitution
    But if she would leave that would be the solution
    And don't come back no more
    Mother-in-law, mother-in-law
    MYYY mother-in-law, mother in law


    Songwriters: Allen Toussaint
    Mother-In-Law lyrics © Emi Unart Catalog Inc.
     
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  24. Hoffy

    Hoffy Forum Resident

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    Los Angeles
    She’s 68 but she says she’s 54
     
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  25. Steve G

    Steve G Senior Member

    Location:
    los angeles
    You know nothing about it, it is not your domain, don't confuse yourself with someone who has something to say
     

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