Fix your warped records... for $1,700

Only a fraction of the cost of a laser turntable

The AIR TIGHT/DT-01 ORB DISC FLATTER:

http://www.amusicdirect.com/products/detail.asp?sku=AAIRTIGHTDT01

 

But can it make Panini sandwiches? For that kind of cabbage, it had better serve two purposes.Waffles?

 

I know someone who owns this unit so I had him try to flatten a warped record for me. It did straighten it out a little, but in the process the record now exhibits surface noise.

 

That's interesting. You would think that for that kind of money the thing would do what it supposed to.