Funniest thing you ever saw on The Simpsons

Also like Do Shut Up, the British TV show Homer watches on PBS

 

All the little backwards sarcastic quotes wich are in fact just dumb makes me laugh,like when Homer was in the angry mob against Bart holding a sign "Kill My Boy"
or the one I forget I think it was daryl Strawberry drinks the tonic and goes into an altered state of conscienceness

 

"Mmmmmmmmmmm, ham."

 

Oscar Wilde: Homer, there are only two tragedies in life: One is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
Homer: But that makes no sense.
Oscar Wilde: Experience is simply the name we give to our mistakes.
Homer: Shut up!

 

Ralph: "Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me!”

Chief Wiggum: "The baby looked at you?"

 

Garage is a French loan word.

 

When Bart responds to his teacher's personal ad, and the family tries to write a goodbye letter. Homer says that sensitive love letters are his specialty:

"Dear Baby, welcome to Dumpville.... Popluation: you."

begins at 3:10

 

"I'm a leo-tard"

 

Grandpa Simpson: "I used to be 'with it'', then they changed what 'it' was. Now, what I'm with isn't 'it', and what's 'it' seems weird and scary to me!"

 

OT, but has anyone here been to the real life Aztec Theater and Kwik-E-Mart in Myrtle Beach?

https://www.myrtlebeachonline.com/news/local/article230420549.html

 

Wow... I remember that trojan scene, it was just totally destroyed in the german dub - I mean, you just CAN'T translate that joke so that the audience still get the gist of it. How brilliant this is in english

 

I'm having a tough time finding one! LOL...

 

Maggie's first word was the same as my daughter's - "Da-da."
Homer: "As soon as they start talking, they start talking back."

My favorite exchange from The Movie:
Bart: This is the worst day of my life.
Homer: No, this is the worst day of your life so far.

 

The jumping of Springfield gorge. And, the recap of it in a later episode with extra footage.

 

A rare "Simpsons" moment played for emotion and not laughs.

And Maggie's voice done by Elizabeth Taylor!

 

I really don't know the episode exactly, but it was one where Homer was suspecting Bart of something and he mentions it to someone (Lisa?) in the hallway while Bart is in his room. Homer says something like: "look at him there, sitting on his bed, trying to look innocent eating that apple." Just that along with the image of Bart eating an apple being absolutely oblivious to what Homer was saying. A simple scene, but hilarious.

 

"I'm a leotard!"

 

"Super Nintendo Chalmers!"

 

The Simpsons started going downhill when celebrity guests started playing versions of themselves on the show.