Funniest thing you ever saw on The Simpsons

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  1. dave9199

    dave9199 Forum Resident

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    You have no idea how incorrect your last statement is. The writing may not be as good, but the one liners taken out of context are still just as funny as the first 10 seasons.
     
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  2. The Hermit

    The Hermit Wavin' that magick glowstick since 1976

    I stand by what I wrote, but different strokes for different folks and all that jazz.
     
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  3. Rocker

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    That happens to be Matt Groening's single favourite line of the entire series! ;)
     
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  4. Rocker

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    The orange-eating class:

     
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  5. Rocker

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    Homer: "You can't send me to prison! They pee in a cup and throw it at you! I saw it in a movie!"
    Agent: "You won't be seeing any prison movies where you're going... PRISON!"

    :biglaugh:
     
  6. Rocker

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    Homer: (scoffing) "Pffft, jazz.... they just make it up as they go along, anyone can do that. Dee-de-de-de-dee-dee-dee....."
    Marge: "That's just Mary Had a Little Lamb".
    Homer: "Okay, well how about this? Doo-do-do-do-doo-doo-doo...."
    Marge: "That's the same song, you just replaced dee's with doo's."
    Homer: "D'oh!"

    :)
     
  7. Rocker

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  8. Rocker

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    Marge: You promised to take me to the apron expo today. They're unveiling a combination apron-smock. It's called a "smapron"....

     
  9. vince

    vince Stan Ricker's son-in-law

    Here's a question:
    Has any one on the internet made a compilation of all the time on the show when someone's made that sound that Charles Nelson Reilly makes when he's in trouble?
    You know; when he tugs at his collar and goes, "Gwo-oo-oo-oo."
     
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  10. Spaghettiows

    Spaghettiows Forum Resident

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    Homer recites an old poem that he wrote that was rejected by a publisher.

    There once was a rapping tomato
    That's right I said rapping tomato
    He rapped all day from April to May
    And also guess what, it was me
     
  11. PaulKTF

    PaulKTF Senior Member

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    That's actually a lot better than a lot of amateur poetry I've read. :)
     
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  12. How could we forget Mr Sparkle?



    Homer: Well, it was a good ride while it lasted. Come on kids, let's go home.
    Bart: We are home!
    Homer: That was fast.
     
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  14. keefer1970

    keefer1970 Metal, Movies, Beer!

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    Lenny in the power plant cafeteria: "OWWWW! MY EYE! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!"

     
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  15. keefer1970

    keefer1970 Metal, Movies, Beer!

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    Some other favorites:

    Uter: "Please, don't make me run! I'm full of chocolate!"

    Bart, imagining himself as a "lard-o on workman's comp" like Homer: "Ah warsh mah-self with a rag on a stick." (reporters crowd around bed, take photos, applaud)

    Snake, looking closely at the VCR he's just stolen from a house: "Oh, no! Beta!"

    Any of Troy McClure's "You may remember me from such films as..." bits

    Mr. Largo, the music teacher: "NOBODY LIKES MILHOUSE!"

    Groundskeeper Willie as the substitute French teacher: "Bonjour, ya cheese eatin' surrender monkeys!"

    ...somebody stop me, I could do these all day. :D
     
  16. vince

    vince Stan Ricker's son-in-law

    "Ah, excuse me SANTOS!... If that is, in fact, you're real name, BART SIMPSON!
    But, you're phony credit-CARD is no good here! Now, make like my pants, and SPLIT!"
     
  17. keefer1970

    keefer1970 Metal, Movies, Beer!

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    That entire Mr. Sparkle bit is on the "Songs in the Key of Springfield" CD. For a while after I bought that disc, I was known to cue up the Mr. Sparkle commercial, then call my brother's phone and leave it on his answering machine. It became a running gag between us for quite a while.

    Now that I'm thinkin' about it, I should probably do it again just for a goof.... it's been years, it'll blow his mind :D
     
  18. Bender Rodriguez

    Bender Rodriguez RIP Exene, best dog ever. 2005-2016

    There's your answer, fishbulb.
     
  19. Oatsdad

    Oatsdad Oat, Biscuits, Abbie & Mitzi: Best Dogs Ever

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    Crap - you beat me to it!

    "WvP" probably isn't the funniest thing the show ever did, but I can't recall ever laughing harder than when I first saw it!
     
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  20. Oatsdad

    Oatsdad Oat, Biscuits, Abbie & Mitzi: Best Dogs Ever

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    :righton:

    To this day, I still say "I don't know" ala Homer in that clip!
     
  21. SomeCallMeTim

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  22. Anthology123

    Anthology123 Senior Member

    Apu - Elton John!
    Elton John - That's my name! No... not really.
     
  23. vudicus

    vudicus Forum Resident

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    This conversation would be up there...

    Uh, Sir, why don’t you just use real cows?

    Cows don’t look like cows on film. You gotta use horses.

    What do you do if you want something that looks like a horse?

    Ehh, usually we just tape a bunch of cats together.
     
  24. anthontherun

    anthontherun Forum Resident

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    The delivery on this kills me:
     
  25. vince

    vince Stan Ricker's son-in-law

    Guy from Duff Gardens:
    "Give her this, and this, and all of these."
    Selma: "Mmmm, thank you, doctor."
    Guy From Duff Gardens:
    "Oh, I'm not a doctor."
     
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