Funniest thing you ever saw on The Simpsons

En francais!

 

Seventeen minutes later

 

Bigger Brother employee: And what are your reasons for wanting a little brother?
Homer's brain (voiceover): Don't say revenge, don't say revenge!
Homer: Uh... revenge?
Homer's brain: That's it, I'm gettin' outta here! (sounds of walking down stairs and slamming door)

 

Well, here goes your day! You're welcome!

https://frinkiac.com

 

My favorite episode!

 

I especially like the amusement park he envisions with the slightly soiled mattresses and the trampoline.

Chad

 

Two lines, both from Treehouse of Horror VI, when Homer disappeared into the "theoretical" 3rd dimension, and both from Selma.

Selma: It's like he disappeared into fat air.

Marge: Do you see towels? If you see towels, you’re probably in the linen closet again.
Homer: Just a second…. No, it’s a place I’ve never been before.
Selma: Hmmm... the shower?

 

Bart vs. Australia:



Lisa: I'm impressed you were able to write so legibly on your own butt.

 

"Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins"
"Homer Simpson, smiling politely"

 

Ned Flanders, reading a story to Rod and Todd: "...and Harry Potter and all of his wizard friends... went STRAIGHT to HELL for practicing witchcraft!"
Rod and Todd: "YAAAAAAYYYY!"

Hullabalooza Kid #1: "Ohhh, the cannonball guy. He's cool."
Kid #2: "Are you being sarcastic?"
Kid #1: (pause) "I don't even KNOW anymore!"

Homer at the piano: "Baby on board, something-something, Burt Ward... this stuff practically writes itself!"

Rainier Wolfcastle, talk show host:
(to band leader) "Dat's some outfit, Skoey. It makes you look like a homosexual."
(audience: "BOOOOOOOOO!")
Wolfcastle: "Whoooaaaaa. Maybe YOU all are homosexuals too!"

Kent Brockman (to studio guest) "Professor, without knowing the exact amount of snow we will receive, would you say it's time to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?"
Professor: "Yes I would, Kent."

Lisa goes Vegetarian (at Homer's barbecue):
Lisa: "Good news, everyone! You don't have to eat meat! I made enough gazpacho for all!"
(confused silence)
Lisa: "That's tomato soup, served ice cold!"
Barney: "GO BACK TO RUSSIA!"

 

Perhaps the best episode ever.

 

After the bandstand collapses at Springfield's "Do What You Feel Festival":

 

"It will be a welcome change from the "Do As We Say" festival, which was started by German settlers in 1946." -- Kent Brockman

 

Frink: Here we have an ordinary square.
Wiggum: Whoa, whoa, slow down, egghead!

 

The Monorail song:
Apu: "Is there a chance the track could bend?"
Lyle Lanley: "Not on your life, my Hindu friend!"
Barney: "What about us brain dead slobs?"
Lanley: "You'll be given cushy jobs!"

 

Love those Springfield festivals. Remember Whacking Day, the revered local celebration that was actually conceived in 1924 as an excuse to beat up the Irish?

 

Fox tv : "Homer S: Portrait of an ass grabber," starring Dennis Franz

 

Homer Simpson: Hey, you know, I once knew a man from Nantucket.
Bart Simpson: And?
Homer Simpson: Let's just say the stories about him are greatly exaggerated.

 

"Hey everybody, an old man is talking."

 

I find the entirety of BART ON THE ROAD to be funny.



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