Funniest thing you ever saw on The Simpsons

While playing Scrabble Homer asks: "How can anyone make a word with these lousy letters ? "

 

I vaguely remember an early episode where Homer goes to an "All You Can Eat" restaurant and bankrupts the place.

 

Grandpa Simpson: I'll save Homer. All I needs is four stout men to work the bellows.
also this gem:
Bart: Well we hit a little snag when the universe sort of collapsed in on itself. But dad seemed cautiously optimistic
Homer: CRAAAAAP !

 

From Homerpalooza
Homer: Grand Funk Railroad paved the way for Jefferson Airplane who cleared the way for Jefferson Starship. The stage was now set for The Alan Parsons Project which I believe was some sort of hovercraft.

 

"When a fire starts to burn,
there's a lesson you should learn,
Something, something, then you'll see,
You'll avoid catastrophe!......... D'OH!"

 

Hens love roosters
geese love ganders
everyone else loves
Ned Flanders

 

"Disco Stu doesn't advertise!"

(I also love that Xtapolapocetl is visible in the shot, and a Be Sharps album...)

 

"Sax-a-ma-PHONE!...
Sax-a-ma-PHONE!!!"

 

I love the "Movementarians" episode

 

My son thought it was hilarious when Bart's pupils rolled in his head. He's young...

 

Another oft-quoted (by me) episode!

 

"Ooh, floor pie!"

 

Homer: Why do you mock me, O Lord?
Marge: Homer, that's not God. That's just a waffle that Bart tossed up there. (She scrapes it down with a broom.)
Homer: I know I shouldn't eat thee, but--(Eats waffle)--Mmm... sacrilicious.

 

TOMACCO!!!!!!

 

Or -

I when 3 kids and no money - I wish I had no kids and 3 money!!!

 

Close

 

Damn, I wish You Tube wasn't blocked at work, I'm probably missing out on some good clips here!

 

This is the funniest thing that came to my mind. It's from season four. The whole four-minute bit on YouTube is gold but the killer joke is the exchange between Lionel Hutz and Marge at the end.

 

I am so smart, I am so smart, SMRT I mean SMART.

From the Simpson Files:
Homer: The alien has a sweet heavenly voice, like Urkel. He appears every Friday night, like Urkel.

When it's revealed Mr Burns is the alien:
Mr Burns: Hello children I bring you love.
Willie: Aargh it's a monster kill it !
Smithers: It's not a monster it's Mr Burns.
Willie: Oh it's Mr Burns. KILL IT !

 

Also this

 

That episode ("Cape Feare") would be among my personal "best episodes ever" list.

 

I can't believe I'm the first one to mention this: