Funny Discogs seller feedback

Discussion in 'Marketplace Discussions' started by Hail Vinyl!, Oct 15, 2020.

  1. Hail Vinyl!

    Hail Vinyl! Forum Resident Thread Starter

    Just found this on Discogs and had to create a new thread to share it since I didn't find an appropriate one. It gave me a good chuckle.

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  2. agundy

    agundy Forum Resident

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    Lock Haven, PA
    Hahaha that's awesome!:biglaugh:
     
  3. rswitzer

    rswitzer Forum Resident

    Location:
    Golden, CO USA
    It didn't help that he tried to put it in his CD player!
     
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  4. What the hell... Then why did he buy a 7'' single in the first place?
     

  5. Possibly new to vinyl, also might not have realize difference between Euro vinyl and US singles.
     
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  6. newelectricmuse

    newelectricmuse charm, strangeness and quark

    Location:
    London
    There's also a wiggly scratch running in a spiral all the way from the outside to the inside of the record! On both sides!
     
  7. tug_of_war

    tug_of_war Sassafras & Moonshine

  8. BiggaWhat

    BiggaWhat Active Member

    Location:
    Cleveland, Ohio
    Oh man....this reminds me of when I first started collecting vinyl. I bought my first 45 rpm LP and remembered reading about "45s" needing an adapter. I had one already that came with my turntable. Cut to me somehow deciding that the adapter needed to go underneath the record :confused: A few wobbly distorted turns later and it dawned on me how truly brilliant I am. Luckily no damage was done :sweating:
     
  9. InStepWithTheStars

    InStepWithTheStars It's a miracle, let it alter you

    Location:
    North Carolina
    I remember one where a guy ordered an original CD and got sent a remaster. That sucks - but what you don't do is call the seller a four-letter word rhyming with Todd Rundgren's 1970 album and wish death upon them (all with atrocious spelling and grammar, of course). I guess the seller didn't bother to have it taken down to make an example of the nutcase.
     
  10. Chemguy

    Chemguy Forum Resident

    Too funny and almost too unimaginable.
     
  11. Jamsterdammer

    Jamsterdammer Forum Resident

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    Amsterdam
  12. SongAndDanceMan

    SongAndDanceMan Forum Resident

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    Vancouver
    I remember reading on a newbie forum that "my record is defective, there are numbers and writing between the groove and the labels!!"
     
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  13. ARK

    ARK Forum Resident

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    Charlton, MA, USA
    If the spelling was in fact atrocious, maybe the buyers was in fact trying to spell Todd Rundgren’s album and missed
     
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  14. optoman

    optoman Forum Resident

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    London. UK
    Poor guy didn't have an adapter and had only ever seen singles with solid centre.
    No big deal but sounds funny in a music forum
     
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  15. Gus Tomato

    Gus Tomato Stop dreamin’ and start drivin’ Stevie!

    Location:
    Cork
    :D
     
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  16. speedracer

    speedracer Forum Resident

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    yokohama
    Wow! We really are far into the future now.
     
  17. InStepWithTheStars

    InStepWithTheStars It's a miracle, let it alter you

    Location:
    North Carolina
    There were random periods in the middle of words but I don't think he meant to follow "f####ng w@nker DIE NOW U." with Runt. Or, more accurately, "R. U.NT !!!"

    I can get passionate about my hobby but that right there is the sign of an exceptionally disturbed human being. (If you're on this forum, please get help!)
     
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  18. InStepWithTheStars

    InStepWithTheStars It's a miracle, let it alter you

    Location:
    North Carolina
    On a lighter note, it wasn't feedback, but I did once see a seller list a copy of Tales From Topographic Oceans with the description "See what the punks were rebelling against with this very nice copy." I found that very amusing! :laugh:
     
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  19. ARK

    ARK Forum Resident

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    Charlton, MA, USA
    i get it. Twas only a joke.
     
  20. InStepWithTheStars

    InStepWithTheStars It's a miracle, let it alter you

    Location:
    North Carolina
    I know. I'd just like to meet the guy who curses people out in album titles. :)
     
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  21. SquaRoots

    SquaRoots The North Star Grassman

    Location:
    Laniakea Superba
    I'll tell you something that's NOT FUNNY AT ALL!

    I'm very disappointed with my latest acquisition.
    I bought a record, NM according to the seller, that's clearly defective.
    The grooves are so shallow that my cartridge just skips straight to the centre all the time.

    And then there's writing all across the tracks too. Such a shame!

    I'm definitely filing a complaint against this seller!

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    Last edited: Oct 16, 2020
  22. Those scratches keep pulling on my tonearm. Ideas to fix ??
     
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