Game: create little "slogans" for bands

Just short one-sentence advertisements for the band. Should be a bit funny

Badfinger: because sometimes fourteen Beatles albums just isn't enough

The Clash: rocking songs about conflict in a country you've never heard of

 

...I thought the slogans should be funny...???!!?

 

No, no

This thread should be funny, :S

 

John Cage:

 

The Doobie Brothers: A Rocking Biker Bar Band Until Michael Showed Up
The Beach Boys: Dysfunctional Family Waiting For Brian To Come Back - Oh, And Here's Chicago In The Meantime
Tower Of Power: Nonstop Funk Whether You Remember We're Still Touring Or Not
Elton John: Everybody's Favorite Singer-Songwriter, or, At Least That's What The Radio Kept Telling You
Todd Rundgren: A Man Known For- Oh Wait, He Just Changed His Whole Style Again
Michael Jackson: It's How Quincy Jones Made "Hee-Hee; Whoo!" Relevant

 

David Crosby and Graham Nash: harmony vocals on every single song ever written in the history of Earth

 

Steve Reich: Steve Reich, Steve Reich, Steve Reich, Steve Reich; Steven Reich, Steven Reich, Steven Reich, Steven Reich; Steven Reich, Steven Reich, Steven Reich, Steven Reich: Steven Reich, Steven Reich, Steven Reich, Steven Reich...
Michael Bolton: Oh yeah, he's here too...
Maroon 5: We Know, The First Four Were Probably Better, But This Guy Loves His High Notes
Sheryl Crow: Because You Need At Least One Chick To Show Up For The Benefit Concerts
Aretha Franklin: Giving VH-1 An Excuse To Call Women "Divas"

Yes, I'm awful.

 

New order: joy division goes clubbing on mdma

 

Coldplay: like U2 without all the good music

 

Greta Van Fleet: Led Zeppelin

 

The Monkees who did turn out, in the end, to have more musical talent than the cast of Star Trek.

 

Ringo Starr and his all starr band:

the Beatles minus the three good Beatles plus some other folks who were not in the Beatles

 

He might not be that great, but boy does he have some good friends!

 

Black Sabbath: all the possibilites the heavy metal genre ever had to offer in five albums or less

 

That's a better slogan than mine haha. More succinct!

 

Coldplay: Radiohead, if instead of worrying about the future of the planet and capitalism they were advertising to soccer moms

 

AC/DC: Who needs four chords?

 

Toad the Wet Sprocket:

Band w that one really good song but can't quite recall a second song. Seemed like nice-enough lads init.

 

Spacemen 3:
Two chords; many, many drugs.

 

Philip Glass:
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Philip Glass:

Okay, a real one, inspired by another thread - Guided By Voices: "A perversion not known to the perfect ones."

EDIT: Missed Dillydipper's post, he beat me to it! That's what happens when you think you've got an original idea and you don't bother to check. I'm gonna get sued now. Speaking of which...

Led Zeppelin: A howlin' wolf in muddy waters.

 

The Travelling Wilburys Too many cooks, but that's some damn fine broth.

 

Red Hot Chili Peppers:

LA funk foursome w staying power in a changing world. Witness their music go from terrible to excellent by utilizing a reverse chronology playlist.

 

Mark Prindle had a very cruel one that I disagree wholeheartedly with... but it's still damn funny.

The Kinks: "Recorded proof that talent goes away."

He also had this gem: "Guided By Voices - Followed By Losers"

 

Tori Amos: I’m not crying, you’re crying!

 

Ringo Starr : He get's by with a lot of help from his friends.