Say what you will, but "Baby Got Back" is a rap classic! I love the I-pod commercial with the guy listening and signing along.
I say... Happy B-Day. Is "The Watcher 2004" in the mix? And BGB is not his best song. It's either "Swap Meet Louis" or "My Hooptie." -Tom Swap Meet Louie Lyrics Sir Mix-A-Lot Mack Daddy *SPOKEN* "Hey, homeys!" "Who me?" "Yeah, that's right. You the fly hustler." "Ya'll still sellin' that fake Louie, huh?" "Hey! Don't be turnin' the highside up in here. You don't even got the dope..." "Oh, baby, I don't need the highside, just give me some khaki's and I'm straight." "Tryin' dis me, ole raggy rooty-poot runned up gangsta? Who you think you are? M.C. Hammer? You can't 'ford this Louis Vuitton!" "What you mean I can't afford it. Why would I wanna afford some old fake Louie, baby if that's real Louie, I'm Tom Cruise." "Excuse me, I'd like to buy some." "You don't know jack about this Louie. Take your sorry self over booth number 2 for the crack pipe." "Yeah, awreit. I got your crack pipe right here baby." *RAP* Wooah, Louis Vuitton never made a sweatsuit But you're swearin' up and down, that you got the Louie boots So you roll to the swap meet, girlfriend buttless Rip phantom top on your seven six Cutlass In the shop Louis Vee is what you seek Black Knight Cortez slippin' on your feet You're saggin', droop like a bawla Your girl starts walkin' towards the counter, so you call her Oooh, this is on. Why don't you get this for me? Everytime you hit the swap meet, it's gimme, gimme, gimme. A little old lady in the back starts to creep, she's deep Through cazelley's she peeks Her name is Mary Pong and she's got it going on Swap meet weed, with the swap meet thongs Leather miniskirt with the oriental draw Little Mary Pong is RAW She says "I wanna make your girlfriend look good" Start buying all your Louie in the hood And your sprung, on the two for one Fake Louie at the swap meet, son Now you know brown Louie is played But you're drunk and you just got paid So you bought the gear, little Mary says "See ya" Little did you know it was "Made in Korea?" Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie That's right, tell em homeys Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie Right here baby Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie What you need? Swap Meet Louie, Swap Meet Louie You don't know jack about this Louie Victim number two, a rich young couple from Bellvue Welcome to the swap meet, another dumb couple 'bout to get beat Out came little Mary Pong, she had the big Louie Vee gear on The couple got sprung and the wife want some Louie Vee hat with the diamonds Shes thinkin' she got that deal, 2 for 1 is a steal The hat mighta had a L V on the back But at the swap meet that ain't jack But she bought it, cost about three hun Mary Pong said you're the one But when the girls Louie got wet she started complainin' Baby girls Louie started fadin' Now she's tryin' to take it back But the swap meet don't play that Cause when a customer tries to intimidate Mary Pong pulls a .38 She ain't about to get bum rushed She's strapped an' she's ready to bust But at the swap meet you don't pay tax They're movin' out fake Louie by the batch My Hooptie Lyrics Sir Mix-A-Lot Seminar My hooptie rollin' tailpipe draggin' Heat don't work an' my girl keeps naggin' Six nine Buick deuce keeps rollin' One hubcap 'cause three got stolen Bumper shook loose chrome keeps scrapin' Mis matched tires and my white walls flakin' Hit mickey d's Maharaji starts to bug He ate a quarter pounder threw the pickles on my rug Runnin' movin' tabs expired Girlies tryin' to dis 'n say my car looks tired Hit my brakes, out slid skittles Tinted back window with a bubble in the middle Who's car is it? Posse won't say We all play it off when you look our way Rollin' four deep, tires smoke up the block Gotta roll this bucket, 'cause my Benz is in the shop My hooptie - my hooptie Four door nightmare, trunk locks' stuck Big dice on the mirror, grill like a truck Lifters tickin', accelerator's stickin' Somethin' on my left front wheel keeps clickin' Picked up the girlies, now we're eight deep Cars barely movin', but now we got heat Made a left turn as I watched in fright My ex-girlfriend shot out my headlight She was standin', in the road, so I smashed her toes Mashed my pedal, boom, down she goes Law ain't lyin', long hairs flyin' We flipped the skeez off, dumb girl starts cryin' Baby called the cops, now I'm gettin' nervous The cops see a beeper and the suckers might serve us Hit a side street and what did we find? Some young punk, droppin' me a flip off sign Put the deuce in reverse, and started to curse Another sucker on the south side about to get hurt Homey got scared, so I got on Yeah my group got paid, but my groups still strong Posse moved north, headin for the CD Ridin' real fast so the cops don't see me Mis-matched tires got my boys uptight Two Vogues on the left, Uniroyal on the right Hooptie bouncin', runnin' on leaded This is what I sport when you call me big-headed I pot-hole crusher, red light rusher Musher of a brother 'cause I'm plowin' over suckers In a hooptie It's a three-ton monster, econo-box stomper Snatch your girly, if you don't I'll romp 'er Dinosaur rush, lookin' like Shaft Some get bold, but some get smashed Cops say the car smokes, but I won't listen It's a six-nine deuce, so the hell with emissions Rollin' in Tacoma, I could get burned (Sound of automatic gunfire) Betta make a u-turn Spotted this freak with immense posterior Tryin' to roll smooth through the Hilltop area Brother start lettin' off, kickin' that racket Thinkin' I'm a rock star, slingin' them packets I ain't wit' dat, so I smooth eject Hit I-5 with the dope cassette Playin' that tough crew hardcore dope The tape deck broke Damn what's next, brothers in Goretex Tryin' to find a spot where we could hunt for sex Found a little club called the N-C-O Military, competition. You know. I ain't really fazed, 'cause I pop much game Rolled up tough, 'cause I got much fame "How ya doin' baby, my name is Mixalot" "Mixalot got a Benz boy, quit smokin' that rock" Ooooh, I got dissed. But it ain't no thing Runnin' that game with the home made slang Baby got ished, Bremelo gip. Keep laughin' at the car and you might get clipped By a hooptie Runnin' outta gas, stuck in traffic Far left lane, throwin' up much static Input, output, carbeurator fulla soot "Whatcha want me to do Mix?" Push freak, push Sputter, sputter rollin' over gutters Cars dip low with hard core brothers Tank on E, pulled into Arco Cops on tip for Columbian cargo We fit a stereotype, that's what he said Big long car, four big black heads Cops keep jockin', grabbin' like 'gators 'Bout stereotypes, I'm lookin' nuthin' like Noriega Cop took my wallet, looked at my license His partner said "Damn, they all look like Tyson" Yes, I'm legit, so they gotta let me go This bucket ain't rollin' in snow It's my hooptie
Ugh. I got that High School/Old Skool feeling again. Swap Meet Louie. Funny as hell. Never bought clothes like that, but the vendors trying to sell crappy records, yeah - crack pipe literally.
Mix is a very cool guy(a.k.a. Anthony Ray). I got to interview him back in early '92 right before "Baby's Got Back" exploded. Grant you're right. "S*W*A*S*S" is a great album. "My Posse's On Broadway" is still the monster cut!!! I'm still not sure about the cover version of "Iron Man" though!!