Misheard lyrics that are better than the actual lyrics

Discussion in 'Music Corner' started by dbone828, Nov 4, 2016.

  1. “ ...‘cause precious and few are the moments we toucans share...”

    Hey, what can I say? I was eleven and Froot Loops were an important part of my balanced breakfast.
     
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  2. Zack

    Zack Senior Member

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    Probably an apocryphal story, but Dylan said the same thing, which is why he thought it OK to turn the Beatles onto weed for the the first time.
     
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  3. Smokin Chains

    Smokin Chains Forum Resident

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    I used to think Aqualung was "Five little girls with battered heads" and "Spitting out pieces of his broken lung"

    I do prefer how I used to hear it, it's lends itself to some bizarre abstract imagery in my head.
     
  4. sunspot42

    sunspot42 Forum Resident

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    I knew that couldn't be the lyric, but that's exactly what it sounded like. Never could figure out what it was.

    Just Googled it - "Deep in my heart I'm a warrior."

    This reminds me of when Montgomery Ward branded their electronics department as "Electric Avenue"...about 7 years or so after the song was a hit. Long enough for them to look even more out of touch than they already did.
     
  5. Golden Earring / Radar Love
    “...brain relief comin’ on strong”



    Apologies to Miss Lee.
     
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  6. Karn Evil 9

    Karn Evil 9 Black Labs Matter

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    I knew that someone would have my pick. Little did I know that it wouldn't be until page 6.
     
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  7. Misheard lyrics, Stones division.
    “Melody” off of the Black and Blue LP

    One of the most simply arranged numbers in their catalog with an up-front, seemingly easy to discern vocal, and yet for years, I thought these were the lines I heard Jagger singing. They made perfect sense. Maybe more sense than the actual ones. I’m guessing the “mustard for a ham” line is some sort of British slang, perhaps?

    Heard: “I’m lookin’ for her high and low like a rooster for a hen”

    Lyric: “ I’m lookin’ for her high and low like a mustard for a ham”

    Heard: “She took my trailer home, she took my Sunday booze”

    Lyric: “She took my trailer home, she took my Sunday boots”
     
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  8. And he “used to be a hard-beatin’ bosom woman,” according to what I heard him sing on “Philadelphia Freedom.”
     
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  9. Rob C

    Rob C Forum Resident

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    I thought Jagger was singing "I'm drifting through the days at lighting speed" on "Rocks Off", which I thought was a really evocative line, but then it turned out to be "zipping", which, enh.
     
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  10. Rob C

    Rob C Forum Resident

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    It's not "docks"??? :wtf:
     
  11. Drifter

    Drifter AAD survivor

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    That is the correct line! He clearly sings that in this live version too (at 1:06) :

     
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  12. ZiltoidtheOmniscient

    ZiltoidtheOmniscient Forum Resident

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    When I was a kid always thought that "Another Brick in the Wall " said " no Duckes of hazard in the class room" ...thought it made since that like a classroom the show had some craziness...live and learn.
     
  13. Chemguy

    Chemguy Forum Resident

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    I know! It’s dark.

    Too bad, ain’t it?
     
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    Well that’s understandable. After all, Pink Floyd did have a...boss hog.
     
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  15. subtemple

    subtemple Well-Known Member

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    AC/DC - "dirty deeds and the thunder chief"
     
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  16. winker12

    winker12 Forum Resident

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    When I was young, I always thought the Beatles-I saw her standing there-was "Well my heart when boom, when I crossed that room, and I held her hand in Hawaiiiiiii".
     
  17. jp312

    jp312 Forum Resident

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    I really got a kick out of this thread. Anybody else remember the "tattoo detective" from Devo's "Whip It"?
     
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  18. Vanguardsman

    Vanguardsman Forum Resident

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    1. Paperbag ricer.
    2. Kangarilla, no you'll just have to wait.
     
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  19. mbrownp1

    mbrownp1 Forum Resident

    I wanna rock n roll all night
    and part of every day.
     
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  20. classicrockguy

    classicrockguy Forum Resident

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    Always thought that's the lyric, what is the correct one?
     
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  21. classicrockguy

    classicrockguy Forum Resident

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    Not mine, but someone called into a local talk show and said when she was little she thought that Billy Joel's "Scenes from an Italian Restaurant" was about someone named "Brenda Renetti" lol:cop:
     
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  22. SMc

    SMc Forum Resident

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    According to the lyric sites: Deep in my heart I'm a warrior.

    Thanks sunspot42!
     
  23. Drifter

    Drifter AAD survivor

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    Vancouver, BC, CA
    Don't trust lyric sites, it's 100% abhor ya

    Eddy Grant:Electric Avenue

    1:06
     
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  24. sunspot42

    sunspot42 Forum Resident

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    I checked the music video...but it cuts away just before he says the line.

    The concert video does sound more like abhor than warrior.

    :shrug:
     
  25. Drifter

    Drifter AAD survivor

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    Would a warrior have trouble getting food for the kids? :wave:
     

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