Most Ridiculous Review Quotes

Discussion in 'Audio Hardware' started by Fruff76, Feb 11, 2019.

  1. 5-String

    5-String μηδὲν ἄγαν

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    Wow, someone nominate this reviewer to the Swedish Academy for a Nobel Prize in Literature :D
     
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  2. Claude Benshaul

    Claude Benshaul Forum Resident

    The Ig Nobel prize looks more fitting.
     
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  3. Xulio

    Xulio Forum Resident

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  4. Claude Benshaul

    Claude Benshaul Forum Resident

    "sophisticated viscosity-oriented design choices"??? WTF are these guys smoking there? It reminds me of the technobabble used by IBM and DEC to justify the outrageous eye gouging prices they used to quote for a fan (positive air displacement device), connectors or service contracts.
     
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  5. Rolltide

    Rolltide Forum Resident

    Location:
    Vallejo, CA
    I feel for the guy personally, because often during late night listening sessions I find myself wishing my amplifier was a tad sluttier.
     
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  6. lwh1

    lwh1 Forum Resident

    Location:
    Kent, England
    "bohemian libidinousness", "slutty voluptuousness" and "riotous debauchery"

    Sounds exactly what I could do with right now. This month's winner.
     
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  7. Old Zorki II

    Old Zorki II Storm Watcher

    Location:
    near Tampa, FL
    He never, however, achieved orgasm with this amp.
    Unfortunately I have to cross it from my shopping list.
     
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  8. timind

    timind phorum rezident

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  9. John Mee

    John Mee Forum Resident

    Location:
    West of Carthage
    As my DEC representative said "they're very proud of their product" after telling me the manual set cost $900...
     
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  10. Old Zorki II

    Old Zorki II Storm Watcher

    Location:
    near Tampa, FL
    I remember those manuals.. Beautifully printed , in nice high quality binders.. But I never paid the bills and did not know how much they was.
     
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  11. John Mee

    John Mee Forum Resident

    Location:
    West of Carthage
    And I still have mine, plus some later ones but got rid of the orange V4.7 set...
     
  12. Dennis Metz

    Dennis Metz Born In A Motor City south of Detroit

    Location:
    Fonthill, Ontario
    Thankfully Conrad Black doesn’t write audio reviews :cheers:
     
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  13. 5-String

    5-String μηδὲν ἄγαν

    Location:
    Sunshine State
    I should have guessed that it was Herb Reichert. He seems to be knowledgable enough and from the videos that I 've seen he looks like a really nice guy, but he takes this whole subjectivity thing to the extreme IMO. Sometimes I get the impression that he would be better off writing for the New Yorker.
     
  14. Fruff76

    Fruff76 L100 Classic - Fan Club President Thread Starter

    The big picture is it’s just pure nonsense.
     
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  15. Ken E.

    Ken E. Senior Member

    Not trying to thread crap but there was this review of extreme interconnects on Amazon where the owners cats chewed the cables and started communicating with him, revealing that one wanted to kill him...
     
  16. Fruff76

    Fruff76 L100 Classic - Fan Club President Thread Starter

    Hm, seems like riotous debauchery
     
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  17. Cyclone Ranger

    Cyclone Ranger New old stock

    Location:
    Best Coast USA
    An average Tuesday night at my house...

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  18. uzn007

    uzn007 Watcher of the Skis

    Location:
    Raleigh, N.C.
    Savage.
     
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  19. Claude Benshaul

    Claude Benshaul Forum Resident

    The cat is always right.
     
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  20. John Mee

    John Mee Forum Resident

    Location:
    West of Carthage
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  21. Strat-Mangler

    Strat-Mangler Personal Survival Daily Record-Breaker

    Location:
    Toronto
    Note to self ; party with CR, sometime...
     
  22. 5-String

    5-String μηδὲν ἄγαν

    Location:
    Sunshine State
    Lol :D:D
     
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  23. Xulio

    Xulio Forum Resident

  24. Mike-48

    Mike-48 A shadow of my former self

    Location:
    Portland, Oregon
    I agree with your assessment of Reichert but not your conclusion. The New Yorker is famous for the high quality of its fact-checking.
     
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  25. Balthazar

    Balthazar Forum Resident

    Herb, we get it! You own a thesaurus! Now try saying something.
     
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