My ex Brother-in-Law's s**t record collection (eBay auction)

My ex Brother-in-Law's s**t record collection

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/290570522953

Seller goes on to describe what a wanker is his ex brother-in-law was. Kind of funny.

 

The guy is a racist.

 

Yes, a racist of the worst kind. He discriminates Jazzfunkers, an incredibly rare and almost extinct breed. Shame on him.

 

I was wondering what happened to those records....

 

What the...??

"Add to this 80s fashion horrorshow a Ford Capri and Super Mario-style moustache underlining his bulbous nose, and you get an object lesson in t**tdom"

 

A very creative sales approach. This could be the most viewed eBay record sale in years.

 

This guy should write movies scripts

 

That was brilliant. Had me laughing all the way through.

 

Thats a gem. Make's me homesick as I miss our British acidic sarcastic sense of humour so much sometime. I hope he gets a few Bob and that eBay don't pull it. I remember listing some records that had f#%k in the title and although eBay accepted them, they were unsearchable. Good luck mate you're a star! I forgot to mention that I went to see Level 42 in the 80's but I'm alright now hehe

 

"...where they has been sat..."?

If you guys hadn't said this was funny already, that turn of phrase would have done it for me right there.

 

"Question..is your sister still single?"

Some guys eh?. Think Ebay can now be dating site.

 

I don't understand that comment. I can't tell anything about what race he is or what race his wanker former brother-in-law is or what race would dress like this:

I can't imagine what shoes look like pasties, which as far as I know are those little covers for women's nipples, maybe he had very small feet. I don't know what pringle jumpers are but I do know what pleated Farrah's are.

 

Most of the records fall into the funk/disco category, and the seller says they are "****"; therefore, the seller hates all black people.

See how easy?

 

Roberta Flack,EWF s**t.? I like jazz funk R&B & soul.Guess I'm a wanker. It was funny though.

 

Maybe these, though I suspect the latter:

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Can't we grasp the concept of watching an auction QUIETLY and not driving up the bidding?

 

No, I don't mean the way he talked about his brother-in-law, but the way he described the music. You guys think it was a funny put-on, but i've heard too much of this type of talk from those types in real life. That's where my opinion comes from.

And, seeing as how most of you don't have or like the music in the ad, I can see why you don't see it they way I do.

Carry on.

 

That's funny, I recently picked up three pairs of Clarks shoes, nothing like those but I had never heard of Clarks shoes to the best of my knowledge prior to buying them. Not in style is a given if I chose them so I would hate to see the guy describe the way I dress.

 

Best ebay listing ever! LOL

 

Very enjoyable.

I read all the comments and they were a hoot too. For example: "OMG, I'v just laughed so hard a little bit of pee came out"

 

That's a common UK locution. "Where they have been sat" would probably make more sense, but they wouldn't say "He was sitting in the corner," they would say "He was sat in the corner."

 

This is SO funny and only 20 forum comments. Come on vinyl guys - it's only Sh$t, f#&k and C#&t.....not World War III lol. Bloody hilarious. Enjoy. I've relinked

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=290570522953#ht_1821wt_1179

Q: Hi, I've just read through the list of records you are selling and want your assurance that these are all original pressings and not later repros of these sought after records. You don't happen to also have any of his original Pringle jumpers, pleated Farrahs, shoes that looked like pasties, white socks and revolting shirts. Yours in hope. 28-May-11
A: I checked the deadwax. None of them say MPO or Issued 1998, so you should be OK. Bid with confidence! And no, I don't have any items of 80s sports casual to go with them.

 

I still have some things to list on eBay that are currently on top of my desk, where they have been sitting since I put them there.

 

The dude should be writing for Monty Python.

He had to be a joy to be around...