My new speaker company

"The sustain, listen to it."

 

You mean, like Tekton did?

 

It's a dog-eat-dog world out there in speaker land.

 

Evidence?!? We don't need no stinking evidence!!!

 

No, only if you load the Willys into Flight 666. Contact Air Captain Bruce Dickinson at 123-456-78910, then for faster service press #666 at the voice prompt...

 

To quote the president of a former company I worked for "More and More Each Day!!!"
(This was after I gave a demo of some large PA speakers, and one of a pair of highly skeptical investors said in a "I came all the way from Israel for THIS?!?" tone of voice said "Nice, but how much of this are you selling??")

 

I started to do that, but received a cease-and-desist letter from Bose...

 

Make sure you describe your cabinet construction as a shark sandwich.

 

Ride me through the Empire of the Clouds Captain Bruce so that I may have my Sh** Sandwich speakers by the morning light!

 

The review reads two words....

 

Not sure if you heard but John Atkinson is no longer editor in chief at sterophile. I think he may be doing measurements though.

 

https://www.techeblog.com/strange-but-real-speaker-designs/

 

Hey, since my company will need distribution, which can be very expensive, I had another GREAT idea! I'll have folks drive around in white vans with the speakers in back, selling them for cash...

 

CASH! Where do I sign up?

 

Smell the Glove!

 

I think we can coordinate JA's vacation with the OP's speaker review.

 

Richard Branson is your guy. Good track record with selling Mike Oldfield albums. Virgin something or other. I heard he had a few jets and a spacecraft too....

 

Virgin brand speakers that look like tubular bells? Heh, maybe not an awful idea!

 

Ikea and Sonos made the ultimate speaker lamp

Ikea and Sonos unveil Symfonisk bookshelf and table lamp speakers







Sonos and IKEA’s New SYMFONISK Bookshelf, Table Lamp Speakers Coming to Canada [u]

 

My pet ant wants to buy 10 pair!

 

Ant Audio

 

Jeez I thought the prices were insane because I thought that was a pounds sterling symbol at first glance. I was like "well, that's a high margin strategy for sure!" then I noticed it was rupees.

 

Maybe not to America? At least I didn't see those on their site...
Actually my brother could use something like that...

 

I believe so, as long as you have a beautiful Golden Retriever, like your avatar, front-n-center in all your promotions, you can sell anything.



Worked for RCA over the centuries......