RIP Mr. Peanut dead at age 104

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  1. melstapler

    melstapler Reissue Activist Thread Starter


    Mr. Peanut has died as a result of a road accident. Born in 1916, Mr. Peanut served as longtime mascot for Planters, an American snack-food company and division of Kraft Foods. At the time of his death, Mr. Peanut was traveling with two friends, actor Wesley Snipes and comedian Matt Walsh. According to news sources, Mr. Peanut acted quickly and selflessly, sacrificing his own life to save Snipes and Walsh. The Planters Nuttmobile was totaled as a result of this horrific accident. As the world mourns his loss, thoughts and prayers go out to Mr. Peanut's family, friends, fans and colleagues at Planters.
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    Wesley Snipes, Mr. Peanut and Matt Walsh
     
  2. Bender Rodriguez

    Bender Rodriguez RIP Exene, best dog ever. 2005-2016

    It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between articles from The Onion and Super Bowl ad campaigns.
     
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  3. MikaelaArsenault

    MikaelaArsenault Forum Resident

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  4. neo123

    neo123 Senior Member

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    He will be resurrected as Mr. Peanut Butter, an updated mascot for Planters Peanut Butter. ;)
     
  5. Bender Rodriguez

    Bender Rodriguez RIP Exene, best dog ever. 2005-2016

    There's already a Mr. Peanutbutter:

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  6. O Don Piano

    O Don Piano Senior Member

    I’d heard he was......assaulted.....
     
  7. TheHypnoToad

    TheHypnoToad Senior Member

    Nuts....

    Maybe they'll follow it up with a Six Million Dollar Man themed campaign: "we can rebuild him, make him better...." :-popcorn:
     
  8. forthlin

    forthlin Member Chris & Vickie Cyber Support Team

    May he roast in peace.:shh:

    Look for them to go for something a little more gender-neutral. Remember the SNL character Pat? Pat Peanut! Perfect fit. ;)
     
  9. Oatsdad

    Oatsdad Oat, Biscuits, Abbie & Mitzi: Best Dogs Ever

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  10. ssmith3046

    ssmith3046 Forum Resident

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    At 104 he was just a shell of the peanut he once was.
     
  11. GregM

    GregM The expanding man

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    Costanza: "I admire your skills, Mr. Peanut."

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  12. Luvtemps

    Luvtemps Forum Resident

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    Well he had a long and shell-tered life.
     
  13. Al Kuenster

    Al Kuenster Senior Member

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    He looks as good as he did 104 years ago, amazing!
     
  14. tootull

    tootull Looking through a glass onion

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    I never liked him. He was nuts.
     
  15. Michael

    Michael I LOVE WIDE S-T-E-R-E-O!

    hope he left a will...
     
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  16. Carl Swanson

    Carl Swanson Senior Member

    His remains were spread over a bowl of ice cream with chocolate sauce.
     
  17. Rose River Bear

    Rose River Bear Senior Member

    I hope he willed his nuts to a worthy cause.
     
  18. vince

    vince Stan Ricker's son-in-law

    I'm surprised he didn't die of a PEANUT ALERGY!
     
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  19. ceevert

    ceevert Forum Resident

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    I won't link it here, but please see the cover (wraparound) of Zap Comix #4.
     
  20. noname74

    noname74 Allegedly Canadian

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    My thoughts and peanuts are with the family.
     
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  21. MikeP5877

    MikeP5877 V/VIII/MCMLXXVII

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    He is in a butter place now.
     
  22. longdist01

    longdist01 Senior Member

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    hmmm just read he left his family peanuts in the Will! Maybe it's a cover for some other behavior...
     
  23. Dillydipper

    Dillydipper Space-Age luddite

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    ...and Jimmy Carter oulasted him as well! :eek:
     
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  24. bekayne

    bekayne Senior Member

    Was he a smoker?
     
  25. Ghostworld

    Ghostworld Senior Member

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    Who’s jelly now, bitch?
     
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