RIP Mr. Peanut dead at age 104

I see an employment opening here for Marc Almond.

 

Unlike nuts, raisins don't crack.



#My80'sChildhood

 

So why does Baby Nut sound like a dolphin?

 

I want to know which of his friends was called up to deliver the "peanut elegy".

 

As long as it is not the Pillsbury Dough Boy that takes a death blow I can handle it.

And when the Everyready Bunny drops dead you know that the world is not long for this orbit.

 

I guess it all wasn’t what it was cracked up to be for him.

 

Do we really NEED planter's back in this market.... the giant bowl of cheese balls i bought from Costco 10 years ago is still half full!!!

 

Only a matter of time before a millennial, triggered by the Dough Boy's urging to chow down on a tray of pop up biscuits, sticks a finger in his belly FOR REAL!!!!

 

He was cool, but his chauffeur drove me nuts.