Songs about baldness

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  1. majorlance

    majorlance Forum Resident

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    David Bromberg's version of Statesboro Blues:
    Give me back the wig I bought ya
    Let your goddamn head go bald
    :tiphat:
     
  2. Keith todaro

    Keith todaro Forum Resident

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    Shreveport
    Smooth Operator....???
     
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  3. classicrockguy

    classicrockguy Forum Resident Thread Starter

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    Livingston NJ
    Hall & Oates, "Can't Stop the Music"


    "Get back in his prime he had the fans in line
    You should have seen him then
    Now look at him
    His hair is getting thin
    There's one last show before the glory ends..."

     
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  4. Oatsdad

    Oatsdad Oat, Biscuits, Abbie & Mitzi: Best Dogs Ever

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    The Sade song?

    I just looked at the lyrics - I saw nothing about hair in that.

    Or is this a joke that equates "smooth" to "smooth scalp"?
     
  5. southamorican

    southamorican Forum Resident

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  6. docwebb

    docwebb Forum Resident

    Not everyone can look like a movie star

    If you can follow this thought

    to it's logical end

    You can see why I like bald-headed men

    . . . ooh, I like bald-headed men

    Everyone knows that it's testosterone

    that turns bushy-haired men into a chrome dome

    But testosterone is what makes a man a man

    The more that he's got the more that he can

    Do the things that make the women go "Oy!"

     
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  7. bloodisthin

    bloodisthin And after all, we're only ordinary men

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    Australia
    The Darkness - "Bald"

    Bald, slap-headed and hairless
    Bald, he is destined to be
    Bald, well tonight thank God it's him instead of me


     
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  8. Viper

    Viper Happily lurking 'round here

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  9. Viper

    Viper Happily lurking 'round here

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  10. Ignatius

    Ignatius Forum Resident

     
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  11. Vangro

    Vangro Forum Resident

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    London
    Faust, "The Sad Skinhead"

     
  12. blair207

    blair207 Forum Resident

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    Fife, Scotland
    “The man who you once loved is bald and fat
    And seldom in working late as usual.”

    Private Hell - The Jam
     
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  13. Keith todaro

    Keith todaro Forum Resident

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    Tongue.in.cheek.
    Too subtle - “comedy is best left to the professional; not that there really are any.”
     
  14. Uncle Ernie

    Uncle Ernie Forum Resident

    Tom Waits — In the Colosseum

    The bald-headed senators are splashing in the blood
    The dogs are having someone who is screaming in the mud
    In the colosseum, in the colosseum
     
  15. LandHorses

    LandHorses I contain multitudes

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    New Joisey
    “Dong Work for Yuda” - Frank Zappa

    A Joe’s Garage song about Bald-Headed John.
     
  16. luckyno13

    luckyno13 Forum Resident

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    London UK
    Shiny, Happy People by REM.
     
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  17. Ricky Lampoon

    Ricky Lampoon Forum Resident

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    Switzerland
    I am the eggman .....
     
  18. knb

    knb Forum Resident

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    Switzerland
    Does "Watching your hairline recede, my vain darling" from Joni's "Just like a Train" count?
     
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  19. rlj1010

    rlj1010 Forum Resident

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    Coral Springs, FL
    Wings - Rock Show

    "Place your wig on straight."
     
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  20. Django

    Django Forum Resident

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    Dublin, Ireland
     
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  21. rlj1010

    rlj1010 Forum Resident

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    Coral Springs, FL
    Phil Collins - I've No Hair Anymore
     
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  22. tagomago

    tagomago Original Wrapper

     
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  23. SJB

    SJB Beloved Parasitic Nuisance

    The Cowpokes, "Bald." Sample lyric:
    My head is a mess
    My follicles are clogged with dirt and oil
    And other foreign particles.
    I'm going bald
    I'm going bald
    I'm going bald
    How about you?
     
  24. Uncle Ernie

    Uncle Ernie Forum Resident

    Bruce Springsteen — Lost in the Flood

    Nuns run bald through Vatican halls
    Pregnant, pleadin' immaculate conception
     
  25. Suncola

    Suncola Possibilities

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    NW Indiana U.S.A.
    “I Went to the Mirror” - Todd Rundgren
     
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