Songs about baldness

Anything by Eddie Cleanhead Vinson.

 

The Who's Eminence Front

"The big wheel spins, the hair thins"

 

Spike Jones, "The Man on the Flying Trapeze"

'Speaking of hair, a man came up to me today and said
"Doodles, your hair is getting thin."
And I said, "Well, who wants fat hair?"'

 

“Where did my haaaiiir go?”

 

a shout-out to the days when the group member with thinning hair had to wear a hat in photos...

 

That's why you don't see many pictures of The Edge (U2) without a hat.

 

was hoping that's why Slash wore his hat...

 

"The boy cut off all of her hair,
She was bald"

 

“Ah’m goin’ bald’n’ah’m gettin’ fat too,
If you don’t like it, here’s somethin’ fer you!”

 

The Monkees - "Randy Scouse Git"

 

Bad Manners - Samson & Delilah

"You can't cut my hair 'cos I haven't any there!"

 

Lol he looks like actor Lee Van Cleef without the hat

 

"he reminds me of a penguin
with few and plastered hair..."

 

She Ain't Got No Hair-The Coasters

 

I actually wrote one about a month ago. I haven't recorded it yet.

 

Don't Knock The Baldheads by Bad Manners

 

Someday you'll meet your rocking chair
'Cause that's where we're spinning
There's no point to want to comb your hair
When it's grey and thinning

The Clash, Bankrobber

 

Yet as our hair turns white
All the stars still shine so bright, above
At least
It's not the end of the world

Not bald, but going grey. Super Furry Animals - It's Not The End Of The World

 

Eddie "Mr. Cleanhead" Vinson and His Orchestra - Cleanhead Blues

His signature tune, released as a single on Mercury in 1946.

"Folks call me Mr. Cleanhead 'cause my head is bald on top
Folks call me Mr. Cleanhead 'cause my head is bald on top
And every week I save a dollar
When I walk by that barber shop"

 

"Grab yourself a toupee cause you're losing your hair"

The Guess Who - Bus Rider

 

DM3-- "I Time, 2 Times Depilated"

 

"Later I tried to call you
Your mama told me you weren't there
She told me don't bother to call again
Unless I cut off all my hair"

 

Dave and Deke Combo - Chrome Dome