The worst lyrics, post your best examples (Part 2)

Discussion in 'Music Corner' started by PaulKTF, Feb 2, 2019.

  1. JumpinJimF

    JumpinJimF Still perfecting ways of making sealing wax

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    Well at least he didn't say "let's go and see Uranus".
     
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  2. Uncle Ernie

    Uncle Ernie Forum Resident

    Evan Dando's lyrics could be great--but not in Being Around:

    If I was a booger, would you blow your nose?
    Would you keep it? would you eat it?
    I'm just tryin to give myself a reason, for being around.
     
  3. BrutandCharisma

    BrutandCharisma Forum Resident

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    "Abra, Abracadabra . . .

    I wanna reach out and grab ya."

    I rest my case.
     
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  4. mr. steak

    mr. steak Forum Resident

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    Slit Skirts has some couplets that really irk me.

     
  5. problemsathome

    problemsathome New Member

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  6. Jon-A

    Jon-A Forum Resident

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  7. classicrockguy

    classicrockguy Forum Resident

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    Actually pretty much that whole song is idiotic rhymes, but it's a catchy song so it's forgiven.
     
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  8. Terrapin Station

    Terrapin Station Master Guns

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    On the other hand, ageism sucks. :D
     
  9. Mai Tem Baht

    Mai Tem Baht Forum Resident

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    A fine example of the art of (incredibly successful) pop song writing.
     
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  10. Terrapin Station

    Terrapin Station Master Guns

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    You wind up playing some role (or roles) (in the acting sense) in the world. People build identities and will often moderate their behavior, their dispositions, etc. to fit the role(s) they've created. "Out on loan" emphasizes the idea of "thrownness" a la Heidegger, which Morrison very literally invokes.
     
  11. PopularChuck

    PopularChuck Senior Member

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    The entirety of "Slide it In" by Whitesnake...
     
  12. Terrapin Station

    Terrapin Station Master Guns

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    It's the "no man is an island" and/or "it takes a village" idea. Personalities, behavior, actions don't happen in a vacuum. They're strongly influenced by if not simply an upshot of culture/society overall.
     
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  13. Terrapin Station

    Terrapin Station Master Guns

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    Viagra jingle?
     
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  14. rocknsoul74

    rocknsoul74 Forum Resident

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    I can't believe we are picking on McCartney and Billy Joel, when gems like Gucci Gang by Lil Pump or Friday by Rebecca Black exist.
     
  15. classicrockguy

    classicrockguy Forum Resident

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    "No man is an island...he's a peninsula" - Jefferson Airplane (example of a good lyric :uhhuh::uhhuh:)
     
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  16. Galaga King

    Galaga King "Drive where the cops ain't"

    Only time will tell if we stand the test of time.
     
  17. Lightworker

    Lightworker Forum Resident

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    Genius minimalism (much like The Ramones first album)
    misunderstood by squares and 'critics' as being moronic.
     
  18. tug_of_war

    tug_of_war Unable to tolerate bass solos

    That's the worst indeed.
    I mean, how come the whole song be just that? John Lennon and Paul McCartney shouldn't even be considered songwriters to start with.
    This is another proof that The Beatles were just a fraud, a marketing scam.

    Ironic mode off now.
    .
     
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  19. Diamond Dog

    Diamond Dog Cautionary Example

    FIFY.

    D.D.
     
  20. Dodoz

    Dodoz Forum Resident

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    They're the first band I thought of. "Slowly walking down the hall, faster than a cannonball". And many others. "Be Here Now" is full of terrible lyrics.

    I always cringe when I hear "A Horse With No Name".
     
  21. Ricky Lampoon

    Ricky Lampoon Forum Resident

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    What on earth is a Wonderwall, anyway?

    Has it ever been explained, or is it just nonsense?
     
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  22. Man at C&A

    Man at C&A Senior Member

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    Those lyrics are magnifico.
     
  23. Man at C&A

    Man at C&A Senior Member

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    Nonsense that forum favourite George Harrison came up with.
     
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  24. Dodoz

    Dodoz Forum Resident

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    [​IMG]

    Don't look any further. We're talking about a band that had a line going "the fool on the hill and I feel fine" on a big comeback single, to which Liam answered, "so what? These are just words".
     
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  25. Man at C&A

    Man at C&A Senior Member

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    Noel also once said "cow rhymes with now, I'm having it!" when talking about writing lyrics. Nobody listens to Oasis for deep and thoughtful lyrics, a nonsense singalong has it's place.

    The absolute piffle Jon Anderson often wrote has no more meaning than Oasis songs do.
     
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