The worst lyrics, post your best examples (Part 2)

Discussion in 'Music Corner' started by PaulKTF, Feb 2, 2019.

  1. john lennonist

    john lennonist There ONCE was a NOTE, PURE and EASY...

    "And in this ever changing world
    In which we live in"

    (Great song, Incredible Production, lame-a$$ line... where was Johnny when he needed him?)


    All of "Billy Don't Be a Hero"

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  2. Pennywise

    Pennywise Forum Resident

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    Is it not
    "And if this ever changing world
    In which we're living..."
    ???
     
  3. Devin

    Devin Time's Up

    Yes it's "in which we're living" and he pronounces living as livin', not live in. So many people hear this one wrong. I did it for years!
     
  4. SurrealCereal

    SurrealCereal Forum Resident

    Location:
    California
    Rush - The Trees
    “So the maples formed a union and demanded equal rights”
     
  5. AsWeGoAlong14

    AsWeGoAlong14 Well-Known Member

    Song: Yummy Yummy Yummy
    Artist: Artie Resnick and Joey Levine
    "Yummy Yummy Yumy i've got love in my tummy"
     
  6. HfxBob

    HfxBob Forum Resident

    Bon Jovi - Bed of Roses

    Sitting here wasted and wounded at this old piano,
    Trying hard to capture the moment this morning I don't know
    'Cause a bottle of vodka's still lodged in my head,
    And some blonde gave me nightmares.
    I think that she's still in my bed.
    As I dream about movies
    They won't make of me when I'm dead.

    With an ironclad fist I wake up and French-kiss the morning
    While some marching band keeps its own beat in my head while we're talking
    About all of the things that I long to believe:
    About love, the truth, what you mean to me.
    And the truth is,
    Baby, you're all that I need.

    I wanna lay you down in a bed of roses,
    For tonight I'll sleep on a bed of nails.
    Oh, I wanna be just as close as the Holy Ghost is,
    And lay you down on a bed of roses.

    Well, I'm so far away.
    Each step that I take is on my way home.
    A king's ransom in dimes I'd give each night to see through this pay-phone.
    Still I run out of time or it's hard to get through.
    'Til the bird on the wire flies me back to you
    I'll just close my eyes and whisper,
    "Baby, blind love is true."

    Well, this hotel bar's hangover whiskey's gone dry.
    The barkeeper's wig's crooked and she's giving me the eye.
    Well, I might have said yeah
    But I laughed so hard I think I died.

    Now as you close your eyes
    Know I'll be thinking about you.
    While my mistress—she calls me
    To stand in her spotlight again.

    Tonight I won't be alone,
    But you know that don't mean I'm not lonely.
    I've got nothing to prove
    For it's you that I'd die to defend.


    "With an ironclad fist I wake up and French-kiss the morning" might be the worst line ever, but there are some other doozies in this lyrical catastrophe.
     
  7. Nostaljack

    Nostaljack Resident R&B enthusiast

    Location:
    Washington, DC
    Fly Away by Lenny Kravitz
    I’ve Been Sesrchin’ So Long - Chicago

    Ed
     
  8. john lennonist

    john lennonist There ONCE was a NOTE, PURE and EASY...


    Just listened to the song twice... and it is:

    But if this ever changing world
    In which we live in"


    Clear as a bell.

    (I made mistake above re "And in" instead of the correct "But if" [as pointed out by @Pennywise)

    but there's no mistaking that he sings "In which we live in"


    I know that this is often referred to as the McCartney Forum and all, and people want to defend these lame lyrics, but :shake:

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  9. MPLRecords

    MPLRecords Owner of eleven copies of Tug of War

    Location:
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    That's "we're livin'" for sure.
    The second time may be "we live in", but it's not clear.

    Nothin wrong with the lyric either way, though.
     
  10. HfxBob

    HfxBob Forum Resident

    Nothing wrong with 'In which we live in'?

    Well, maybe if you're a fan of the Department of Redundancy Department.
     
  11. Paul Gase

    Paul Gase Everything is cheaper than it looks.

    Location:
    California
    Maybe not the worst ever, but still, sheesh....

    At the Houses of Parliament
    Everybody's talking about the President
    We all chip in for a bag of cement
    Olly Hardy should have had more sense
    He bought a gee-gee and he jumped the fence
    All for the sake of a couple of pence

    Wings - Junior's Farm
     
  12. footprintsinthesand

    footprintsinthesand Reasons to be cheerful part 1

    Location:
    Dutch mountains
    She says she loves you
    And you know that can't be bad
    Yes, she loves you
    And you know you should be glad,

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    Woooooooh

    She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
    She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah
    And with a love like that
    You know you should be glad
     
  13. MPLRecords

    MPLRecords Owner of eleven copies of Tug of War

    Location:
    Lake Ontario
    "The world in which we live"? That sucks.

    "The world in which we live in"? Sure it's redundant, but it flows nicely.
     
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  14. HfxBob

    HfxBob Forum Resident

    The world in which we're living would have nailed it.
     
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  15. MPLRecords

    MPLRecords Owner of eleven copies of Tug of War

    Location:
    Lake Ontario
    And that's what he sings. (The first time at least. ;) ) He said it himself when asked about this very issue a while back...
     
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  16. JumpinJimF

    JumpinJimF Still perfecting ways of making sealing wax

    Location:
    Normal Island
    OK the redundant "in" in this line is my bugbear too. It should surely have been "in which we're living", which scans and is grammatical (mind you, when has rock ever been grammatical?).

    So I looked this one up online. Both versions are there! So now I've just given it a listen. Macca definitely sings "in which we live in". So do GNR in their version.
     
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  17. Pennywise

    Pennywise Forum Resident

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    I've always heard it as "we're livin'", and so it shall remain. I don't think Paul is that stupid.
     
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  18. MPLRecords

    MPLRecords Owner of eleven copies of Tug of War

    Location:
    Lake Ontario
    Anybody mention this brilliant one yet?

    "Squeeze me baby, 'till the juice runs down my leg
    Squeeze me baby, 'till the juice runs down my leg
    The way you squeeze my lemon, I
    I'm gonna fall right out of bed, bed, bed, bed, yeah"
     
  19. JumpinJimF

    JumpinJimF Still perfecting ways of making sealing wax

    Location:
    Normal Island
    This is a hard one, not really "worst lyrics" but a trope that infects even my favourite songs, some of the best of all time.

    Apologies to those of you who say this in real life but I have never once in my life used "babe" or "baby" except when referring to an actual baby, or maybe referring to an adult behaving childishly. Really don't like it.
     
  20. JumpinJimF

    JumpinJimF Still perfecting ways of making sealing wax

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    Mr Lennonist you are correct.
     
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  21. HfxBob

    HfxBob Forum Resident

    I think that was an ad lib. ;)
     
  22. JumpinJimF

    JumpinJimF Still perfecting ways of making sealing wax

    Location:
    Normal Island
    Your ears deceive you. And Paul isn't stupid. Just wrong.
     
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  23. Helter Skelter

    Helter Skelter Forum Resident

    F*** all that we've got to get on with these"
    Not Now John - Pink Floyd

    That whole song is just silly. I love Floyd more than oxygen, but after a certain point Waters gets to place where I find him unlistenable. People dump on Gilmour's lyrics (and rightly so in some cases), but I would take his worst stuff over Waters' worst any day.
     
  24. Uncle Ernie

    Uncle Ernie Forum Resident

    I loves me some Beach Boys, but boy are the lyrics to Salt Lake City bad. Clunky repetition, no rhymes, and terrible slanguage. This must have been when Brian was listening to a lot of "How to Speak Hip" by Del Close.

    Down in Utah
    The guys and I dig a city called Salt Lake
    It's got the grooviest kids
    That's why we never get tired of Salt Lake
    And the way the kids talk so cool
    Is an out of sight thing
     
  25. Pennywise

    Pennywise Forum Resident

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    So, when some people hear it one way (I'm not the only one), and you hear it another, you're right and they're wrong. Got it.
     

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