The worst lyrics, post your best examples (Part 2)

Discussion in 'Music Corner' started by PaulKTF, Feb 2, 2019.

  1. Siegmund

    Siegmund Vinyl Sceptic

    Location:
    Britain, Europe
    'If you knew me like I know you, girl
    Your knees would bend and your hair would curl.'

    Reg Presley, I Can't Control Myself (The Troggs)
     
    Hammerpeg and mbleicher1 like this.
  2. JumpinJimF

    JumpinJimF Still perfecting ways of making sealing wax

    Location:
    Normal Island
    Well I am right, you've got that bit right.;)
     
    john lennonist likes this.
  3. Siegmund

    Siegmund Vinyl Sceptic

    Location:
    Britain, Europe
    'Gonna write a classic
    Gonna write it in an attic
    Babe, I'm an addict, now
    An addict for your love...'

    Adrian Gurvitz, Classic.
     
    mark winstanley and JumpinJimF like this.
  4. JumpinJimF

    JumpinJimF Still perfecting ways of making sealing wax

    Location:
    Normal Island
    Oh yes that one. How could I forget it?
     
    mark winstanley and Siegmund like this.
  5. jparis51

    jparis51 Forum Resident

    Location:
    Jersey City, NJ
    Blue, blue, my world is blue
    Blue is my world now I'm without you
    Gray, gray, my life is gray
    Cold is my heart since you went away

    Red, red, my eyes are red
    Crying for you alone in my bed
    Green, green, my jealous heart
    I doubted you and now we're apart
     
    Davmoco likes this.
  6. john lennonist

    john lennonist There ONCE was a NOTE, PURE and EASY...


    For the life of me, I can't imagine anyone hearing

    we're -- it's so plainly just we

    I also think live in is pretty damn clear -- there's space between the words

    .
     
    oboogie and JumpinJimF like this.
  7. Helter Skelter

    Helter Skelter Forum Resident

    If we're talking Beach Boys sins "Be True To Your School". Possibly the least cool song ever recorded.
     
  8. JumpinJimF

    JumpinJimF Still perfecting ways of making sealing wax

    Location:
    Normal Island
    Love 'em of course but we haven't even started on Oasis yet...
     
  9. JumpinJimF

    JumpinJimF Still perfecting ways of making sealing wax

    Location:
    Normal Island
    Keep going John, you're in the right, I know it. You and I have both chosen to die on this hill and it'll be worth it in the end.
     
    oboogie and john lennonist like this.
  10. Helter Skelter

    Helter Skelter Forum Resident

    "She's got a sister
    And God only knows how I've missed her
    And on the palm of her hand is a blister
    And I need more time."

    Positively Shakespearian.
     
  11. Samantha Wolf

    Samantha Wolf I bite when angry...

    Location:
    Sarasota, FL
    If only Dostoevsky had written song lyrics, this all could have been avoided.
     
    DTK likes this.
  12. JumpinJimF

    JumpinJimF Still perfecting ways of making sealing wax

    Location:
    Normal Island
    Positively Mancunian? ;)
     
  13. drad dog

    drad dog A Listener

    Location:
    USA
    Your sister's gone out, she's on a date
    You just sit at home and masturbate
    Your phone is gonna ring soon, but you just can't wait
    For that call
    So you stand on the corner in your New English clothes
    And you look so polished from your hair down to your toes
    Ah, but still your fingers gonna pick your nose
    After all...
    So you decide to take a holiday
    You got your tape deck and your brand new Chevrolet
    Ah, there ain't no place to go anyway
    What for?
    So you got everything, ah, but nothing's cool
    They just found your father in the swimming pool
    And you guess you won't be going back to school
    Anymore.


    billy joel - captain jack
     
  14. JumpinJimF

    JumpinJimF Still perfecting ways of making sealing wax

    Location:
    Normal Island
    "I'm feeling supersonic, give me gin and tonic"

    "She done it with a doctor on a helicopter"
     
    Helter Skelter likes this.
  15. Devin

    Devin Time's Up

    Quoting my own post here since it seems I'm actually wrong. Which means that I used to be right! Whatever.

    It seems even Macca is unsure of exactly what he sang:
    The Grammarphobia Blog: Live and let die
     
    JumpinJimF likes this.
  16. Uncle Ernie

    Uncle Ernie Forum Resident

    Yes, I'm afraid an entire thread could be devoted to the Beach Boys' lyrical misdemeanors. But it's all part of their charm, I reckon.
     
  17. malcolm reynolds

    malcolm reynolds Handsome, Humble, Genius

    Location:
    Oklahoma
    Paul McCartney's Freedom

    "This is my right
    A right given by God
    To live a free life
    To live in freedom
    Talkin' about freedom
    I'm talkin' about freedom
    I will fight for the right
    To live in freedom
    Any one
    Tries to take it away
    You'll have to answer
    'Cause this is my right
    I'm talkin' about freedom
    I'm talkin' about freedom
    I will fight for the right
    To live in freedom
    Yeah oh
    I'm' talkin' about freedom
    I'm talking about freedom
    I will fight for the right
    To live in freedom
    Everybody talkin' about freedom
    We're talkin' about freedom
    We will fight for the right
    To live in freedom
    Oh
    Talkin' about freedom
    I'm talkin' about freedom
    I will fight for the right
    To live in freedom
    I'm' talkin' about freedom
    I'm' talkin' about freedom
    We will fight for the right
    To live in freedom"

    This song could have used the word "Freedom" in it a few more times.
     
  18. john lennonist

    john lennonist There ONCE was a NOTE, PURE and EASY...


    The above from Billy Joel can't actually be real, right? :wtf:

    If so, we have the thread winner right here!

    This makes "Billy Don't be a Hero" sound like Chaucer!

    .
     
    Last edited: Feb 8, 2019
    oboogie, scousette and drad dog like this.
  19. Devin

    Devin Time's Up

    It's badly written but still one of my personal faves:

    I was suicidal
    'Cause you was my idol

    Sweet- Action (1975)

    Sheer genius. In a stupid way.
     
  20. Peace N. Love

    Peace N. Love Forum Resident

    "You don't need no wax job, you're smooth enough for me
    If you need your oil changed, I'll do it for you free
    Oh baby, the pleasure would be all mine
    If you let me drive your pickup truck and park it where the sun don't shine"

    Spinal Tap? Gene Simmons? Alas, no...
     
  21. Just listened to it again. It's "world in which we're livin'", again.

    My contribution to this thread comes from Steve Miller, who has many to choose from. Today, I'll go with this from "Kow Kow":
    "Kow Kow Calculator
    Was a very smooth operator.
    Had himself a pet alligator,
    Kept it in a chrome elevator, yeah".

    Even Nicky Hopkins' beautiful piano fills can't polish this turd.

    Honorable mention, as always, to Thin Lizzy:
    "Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak
    Somewhere in the town".

    Probably at the jail, I'm thinking.
     
  22. Hoover Factory

    Hoover Factory Old Dude Who Knows Things

    Location:
    Spokane, WA
    We had joy, we had fun
    We had seasons in the sun
    But the stars that we could reach
    We just starfish on the beach
     
  23. Hoover Factory

    Hoover Factory Old Dude Who Knows Things

    Location:
    Spokane, WA
    I’m a huge Paul McCartney fan but this song sucked, big time
     
  24. HfxBob

    HfxBob Forum Resident

    Ha. A concept album based on Dostoevsky characters might be awesome. :cool:
     
  25. mark winstanley

    mark winstanley Certified dinosaur, who likes physical product

    Some of those later Gene lyrics were so squirm inducing
     
    john lennonist likes this.

Share This Page

molar-endocrine