Things Hollywood has been doing wrong for years.

Discussion in 'Visual Arts' started by JBStephens, Sep 3, 2016.

  1. Luke The Drifter

    Luke The Drifter Forum Resident

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    This one may be a bit of a historical myth. I can't remember where they found a bunch of Medieval skeletons, and were surprised how nice their teeth were. The conclusion was that their diet had next to no sugar in it. Can't remember where I read this now.
     
  2. Mr. Bandora

    Mr. Bandora Active Member

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    Pretty much the premise of James Bond. Not every Bond was Pierce Brosnan.
     
  3. Mr. Bandora

    Mr. Bandora Active Member

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    Women with no taste/daddy fetish is what's wrong with it.
     
  4. misterdecibel

    misterdecibel Bulbous Also Tapered

    Feedback any time someone steps up to a microphone.
     
  5. Mr. Bandora

    Mr. Bandora Active Member

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    On Friends they share appartments so it's not implausible there.
     
  6. Gary

    Gary Nauga Gort! Staff

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    My favourite was the old Westerns, a group of bad hombres who haven't washed or shaved in weeks and have never washed their clothes but when they smile have perfect, shiny white teeth. Lots of dentists on horseback in those days, I guess.
     
  7. Alan G.

    Alan G. Forum Resident

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    I like when the hero, all bloodied and blown up, kisses the girl at the end with breath like a spring day. Or even wakes up in the morning with nice breath and hair for that good morning romp.

    Not in MY world.
     
  8. Gumboo

    Gumboo Forum Resident

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    New Orleans accents!
     
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  9. powerq

    powerq Forum Resident

    Too many happy endings (ignoring the San Fernando Valley type) in films. Sometimes, the bad guys win. People die. Crimes go unsolved. Nicolas Cage doesn't get Jessica Biel.
     
  10. stepeanut

    stepeanut The gloves are off

    When people get out of bed in the morning and pull their pants on over the underwear that they've worn all night. Folks in the movies hardly ever change their grundies.
     
  11. lv70smusic

    lv70smusic Senior Member

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    I get that some women (and some men) are gold diggers. And some people are drawn to others based on personality or other issues, not looks. But there's no denying that there are a hell of a lot more films where hot, young women are throwing themselves at not hot, older men than there are films with the reverse situation, and in most of those films the stories don't support the view that the relationships are purely mercenary.
     
  12. lv70smusic

    lv70smusic Senior Member

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    Another silly commonplace occurrence: Attractive actors/actresses playing characters who are supposedly so ugly or undesirable that no one wants to be with them.
     
  13. PH416156

    PH416156 Alea Iacta Est

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    ...even when the old guys don't have a huge bank account
     
  14. PH416156

    PH416156 Alea Iacta Est

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    Melissa McCarthy is movie star :crazy:
     
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  15. Mr. Bandora

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    As an addendum to that, when character is wearing glasses, they are unattractive and undesirable and then once the glasses are gone they're magically attractive and desirable.
     
  16. Raunchnroll

    Raunchnroll Senior Member

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    Its the other way around!

    Thats actually not uncommon.
     
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  17. Raunchnroll

    Raunchnroll Senior Member

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    You mean something along the lines of Blazing Saddles?

    - 20th century oil lanterns used in 19th century US westerns.
    - WW2 german soldiers pouring out into the open which is being raked by automatic fire and their comrades are falling in droves.
    - Italian American 'Indians'
    - Literally EVERY American soldier and western frontiersman is a deep voiced, mid-30's aged, clean cut, chisled face John Wayne type.
     
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  18. buzzzx

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    Yep. Check out the actor who says "We don' need no steenking batches" in Treasure of the Sierra Madre. Great teeth. And he just doesn't seem like a character who would go to the dentist a lot.:agree:
     
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  19. Claus LH

    Claus LH Forum Resident

    Dealing with the following gear:

    The seeming inability of most actors over the years to turn on/off a reel-to-reel tape recorder or film projector in anything resembling a realistic fashion. You just vaguely tap any button and voila!
    Also, with reel-to-reels, that's often where the continuity goes to hell, with the amount of tape on the reels varying drastically from shot to shot. Cigarettes are checked, wine glasses....and yet sometimes the reel-to-reel just seems to chug along between takes :)

    And finally, if you are on an all-night stakeout and you have continuous r-to-r audio recording surveillance going, especially in a van, there is no way you'd record that at 7-1./2 ips....just imagine having to change reels all night. (Logging machines tend to run about 3-4 speeds slower.) But it looks dramatic and emphasizes the reels turning, so hey....
    C.
     
  20. Carl Swanson

    Carl Swanson Senior Member

    Yes. I've seen movies wherein the "foreign" roles were spoken in their own language, with subtitles. I got through it without major trauma.

    However, in movies where the entire situation is non-English, it's a convenience.
     
  21. JFS3

    JFS3 Senior Member

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    What til you get old, then get back to me.
     
  22. MikaelaArsenault

    MikaelaArsenault Forum Resident

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    Not necessary movie remakes and sequels?
     
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  23. Rufus McDufus

    Rufus McDufus Forum Resident

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    And the download/upload progress bar always fills most of the screen, and is slow.
    And you always think there no way they'll finish the download/upload and close the lid and remove the thumb drive before the baddie comes in, but it always cuts to our hero either sitting there innocently, or an empty room.
     
  24. Such as:

    I mean, how could they?
     
  25. Bingo Bongo

    Bingo Bongo Music gives me Eargasms

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    Love those OLD b/w movies were their driving in a car and the background is sooo wrong....
     

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