Ugly Christmas album covers

And, apparently, Romulans...

 

"Hold on, Herb...I'm sure we still got a couple of buckets of whipped cream around here somewhere..."

 

Heartburn Billy kinda reminds me of Gibby Haynes from the Butthole Surfers!

 

"They sure prettied-up the Conjugal Visit Area for the Holidays, didn't they..."
"Well, it is minimum-security prison...this is where my lawyer stayed..."

 

The artwork is the best part of that album.

 

My younger brother always sang "Old MacDonald Had a Farm" as a cha cha because of this album.

 

I think that's actually vintage, not retro.

 

Spectrum Music is a UK budget reissue imprint of Universal. It is legit and nothing from 1968 is public domain overseas.

 

The dolls in the bag look pretty creepy too.

 

Might be a silly cover. but if this in nice condition were to appear cheap, I'd take the record home and give it a chance. I like exotica and lounge records.

 

Oh, heck yeah!

 

Pat looks a little amped up on something white here...

 

Tuxedomoon - Ghosts of Christmas Past
They weren't even trying.

 

He forgot his pointy hat.

 

His balls are freezing.

 

A couple of bad Sinatra Christmas album attempts:

 

Stan Kenton might have been creative, but his art department sure wasn't...

 

I do hope Richard Carpenter is not taking notes...

 

What's the over/under on all of those gift boxes containing hair care products?

 

Again, 'tis the season for Ugly Christmas Album covers....this one's a single, Little Cori performs "Picture Of Mommy Twisting With Santa"...a Twistploitation ripoff of "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus".
Santa looks like he's getting ready to grope Mommy, with Little Cori gathering photographic evidence...


And if you think the picture sleeve is bad, wait'll you hear the off-key warbling of Little Cori....

 

I'm guessing this a 70's era budget label re-recording of "Jingle Bell Rock"....Bobby Helms appears to be wearing a really bad Beatle wig....and the title, "Christmas Album" by "Various Artists" is generic as they come...:

 

Actually I think that first one, the painting of a young Frank sipping a glass of whiskey in front of a Christmas tree with a snowstorm brewing outside is pretty festive. Not a bad cover at all, IMO!

 

Obviously photoshopped from a concert pic some 20+ years after the recording.