Unflattering pictures of artists on album covers

Discussion in 'Music Corner' started by GodBlessTinyTim, Jan 22, 2021.

  1. GodBlessTinyTim

    GodBlessTinyTim Forum Resident Thread Starter

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    Yesterday I was browsing albums by classic R&B singer Big Maybelle when I stumbled upon...

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    How was this approved? Was this the best they could do? Did somebody have it out for her?

    Can you think of any other album covers that fail to capture an artist's good side?

    By the way, for comparison here's a vastly superior portrait of Big Maybelle from another LP of the same era:

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  2. GodBlessTinyTim

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    In 1991, EMI released this Fats Domino box set featuring an iconic, timeless shot of Fats on the cover.

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    In 2002, it was repackaged as part of the "Crescent City Soul" series with a shoddy facsimile of the old cover picture. Poor Antoine looks like he's suffering from some sort of allergic reaction:

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  3. drad dog

    drad dog A Listener

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  4. DK Pete

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    Introducing The Beatles. Nuff said.
     
  5. segue

    segue Senior Abstract Member

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    doesn't Neil Diamond's "Hot August Night" rule these threads every time they are started
     
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  6. Grootna

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    Queen "News Of The World"...not flattering.

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  7. Em.

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    Mac Demarco, the cover photo from his "Only You" 7":

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  8. ausgraeme

    ausgraeme Forum Resident

    Larry Mullen Jr on Songs of Innocence
     
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  9. Aftermath

    Aftermath Senior Member

    I know Mick Fleetwood in drag is supposed to be funny, but god almighty! :sigh:

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  10. Mister Charlie

    Mister Charlie "Music Is The Doctor Of My Soul " - Doobie Bros.

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    I would have thought, given the OP's handle that I wouldn't be the first, but....

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  11. Jamsterdammer

    Jamsterdammer The Great CD in the Sky

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    And this was released in the UK: Fleetwood Mac - Mr. Wonderful
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  12. GodBlessTinyTim

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    I was so fixated on front covers that I never stopped to think about backs! However, I was just about to post a latter-day TT album:

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  13. Aftermath

    Aftermath Senior Member

    Yeah, that one too. Looks like he just got neutered. :laugh:
     
  14. Pavol Stromcek

    Pavol Stromcek Senior Member

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    Oh man, some of those Fleetwood covers are extraordinary difficult to look at. I always found this one to be pretty egregious as well. Wtf were they thinking?
     
  15. Aftermath

    Aftermath Senior Member

    Yeah, that one's even worse. :sigh: :wtf:
    Just wrong on so many levels.
     
  16. Jamsterdammer

    Jamsterdammer The Great CD in the Sky

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    I agree. At least later they decided not to have Mick Fleetwood on the cover, but then we got this instead:
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  17. Jamsterdammer

    Jamsterdammer The Great CD in the Sky

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    Also, this album cover doesn't quite show Peter Hammill at his best I think:
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  18. Jamsterdammer

    Jamsterdammer The Great CD in the Sky

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    I know this was futzed with, but I find the result somewhat repellent:

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  19. bRETT

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    This to me is a really lovely photo.
     
  20. Bruriah

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  21. Combination

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  22. Safeway 1

    Safeway 1 "mad, bad, and dangerous to know"

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    And the doll.....
     
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  23. Safeway 1

    Safeway 1 "mad, bad, and dangerous to know"

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    I guess they couldn't fit the entire band in the photo:

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  24. WillieDaPimp

    WillieDaPimp I rescue 45's!

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  25. Tiny Tim never had a flattering photo in his life.
     

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