DCC Archive What is "Junior Member" vs. "Member"

Discussion in 'Music Corner' started by feinstein, Dec 19, 2001.

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  1. feinstein

    feinstein Member Thread Starter

    Location:
    Detroit, MI
    How does one get "promoted" from being a lowly "Junior Member"?
     
    feinstein, Dec 19, 2001
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  2. Jeffrey

    Jeffrey Forum Hall Of Fame

    Location:
    South Texas
    Hi,

    Keep on doin' what your doin'. It is strictly based on the # of times ya have posted. Big deal, isn't it?

    The Music Never Stops,
    Jeffrey
     
    Jeffrey, Dec 19, 2001
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  3. Unknown

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    You need to pay me $20. Cash.

    Serially, on your 30th post to the board you get "promoted".

    If you thought that was silly, there used to be a "member rating" feature where people could rate each other on a scale of one to five stars...

    ;)
     
    Unknown, Dec 19, 2001
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  4. Dave

    Dave Esoteric Audio Research Specialist™

    Location:
    B.C.
    What!? You guys aren't going to tell him about our secret society and about his secret decoder ring and easy chair? :D
     
    Dave, Dec 19, 2001
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  5. Gary

    Gary Nauga Gort! Staff

    Location:
    Toronto
    Dave, you revealed the existance of the secret society. That's one demerit point for you! ;)

    Ooops - did I just confirm the existance of the society... :eek:

    Hand me that demerit point!
     
    Gary, Dec 19, 2001
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  6. Sckott

    Sckott Hand Tighten Only.

    Location:
    South Plymouth, Ma
    Just to prove that you're not just a passing fan, we cuff you while in a large burlap bag and dunk you in the snake tank head first.

    You are then hung upside down, arms secure, dropped slowly. You must then audiably shout the names of all original UK Beatles Lps once you've sucked in your last breath, lips almost getting submurged.

    If you count "Help!" in the list more than once, you're disqualified, and then we put you in the cage wet and still cuffed with Sparky the Bengled Tiger before his daily feeding.

    Now you know why most people here are really nice. Except Grant. He ate a couple of snakes and the tiger won't turn his back on him...ever.

    Muhuhahahaha...

    Regards,
    Sckott the ordinary member.
     
    Sckott, Dec 19, 2001
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  7. Dave

    Dave Esoteric Audio Research Specialist™

    Location:
    B.C.
    And if you believe that Sckott is the ordinary one I've got some lush Pine forest for sale in El Centro CA. ;)
     
    Dave, Dec 19, 2001
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  8. Jeffrey

    Jeffrey Forum Hall Of Fame

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    Hey Mr. Ordinary,

    Bring on Sparky, he doesn't scare me. Geez, compared to my ole' lady he's a freakin' pussycat. Now if ya wanna up the ante, I gotta couple ex-girlfriends that can make this a real challenge.

    What ya think?
    Jeffrey
     
    Jeffrey, Dec 19, 2001
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  9. Gary

    Gary Nauga Gort! Staff

    Location:
    Toronto
    Jeffrey, if they put you in charge of the initiation, I'm either gonna be a lurker, give up my membership to become "anononoonmyus" or volunteer to become tiger meat - keep those ladies to yourself, man!
    ;)
     
    Gary, Dec 19, 2001
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  10. Andrew

    Andrew Chairman of the Bored

    To be anything other than a "junior" member, you must posess a super-power, like in the Justice League of America. :p
     
    Andrew, Dec 19, 2001
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  11. Uncle Al

    Uncle Al Senior Member

    Location:
    Long Island, NY
    I think my promotion was a mistake.
     
    Uncle Al, Dec 19, 2001
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  12. Highway Star

    Highway Star New Member

    Location:
    eastern us
    Wha? I thought it was because I had not accumulated enough DCC discs? :confused: :rolleyes:
     
    Highway Star, Dec 20, 2001
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  13. Kevin Sypolt

    Kevin Sypolt Senior Member

    Location:
    Wilmington, NC
    Well fine... Then I'm posting this stinkin' message, 'cause I wanna be a Member someday too! :D
     
    Kevin Sypolt, Dec 20, 2001
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  14. Ian

    Ian Active Member

    Location:
    Milford, Maine
    Geeze guys you forgot the cricket bat ritual :eek:
     
    Ian, Dec 20, 2001
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