What is the worst film you have ever seen? (Pt. 3)

Discussion in 'Visual Arts' started by MilesSmiles, Mar 29, 2014.

  1. Maggie

    Maggie funky but chic

    Toronto, Canada
    Siskel & Ebert gave it two thumbs up!

    Almost every other bad movie I have seen has had some entertainment value; not this one.
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  2. 93curr

    93curr Senior Member

    'Myra Breckenridge.'

    Which is sad, because the book was great. (Of course, I'd say the same thing about 'Last Exit To Brooklyn.')
  3. erniebert

    erniebert Shoe-string audiophile

    Toronto area
    What does this mean?
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  4. The worst movie I ever saw was Killer Clowns From Outer Space - it was intentionally bad, but bad it was.

    And any number of films with the aforementioned Adam Sandler.
  5. Ishtar.

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  6. Apollo C. Vermouth

    Apollo C. Vermouth Forum Resident

    Easy for me...Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Had to view a VHS of it recently so that I could sell it on ebay. It was a first printing. I think I lost a few brain cells watching that movie. The DUMBEST film I've ever seen in my life. I've seen "D" rated sci-fi films that were better than this movie. Side note...sold the first printing of the film on VHS for $30. Maybe losing those brain cells was worth it :)
  7. Glenn Christense

    Glenn Christense Foremost Beatles expert... on my block

    For me, "Night Patrol", "Snow Day" or "Welcome to Mooseport" and "The Island of Dr. Moreau" fit the bill.
    And I'm sure I've seen worse movies but these are the ones that popped into my head.
  8. BlueGangsta

    BlueGangsta Forum Resident

    I walked out a third of the way through Zoolander 2. The only time I've ever done that.
  9. Michael

    Michael I LOVE WIDE S-T-E-R-E-O!

    Cloverfield...I really, really wanted to like this I tried and failed...it made me sick.
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  10. efraley

    efraley Forum Resident

    Richmond Va USA
    Natural Born Killers: a piece of crap from Oliver Stone.
  11. pez

    pez Forum Resident

    I didnt like Fried green tomatoes at the whistlestop cafe. That is all.
  12. Jamey K

    Jamey K Internet Sensation

    Bang The Drum Slowly
  13. Sid Hartha

    Sid Hartha Well-Known Member

    The Midwest
    3-way tie:

    Scarface (1983)
    Bolero (1984)
    The Doors (1991)
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  14. johnaltman

    johnaltman Forum Resident

  15. leeroy jenkins

    leeroy jenkins Forum Resident

    The United States
    I usually like Adam Sandler movies, but Eight Crazy Nights is the worst movie I recall seeing.
  16. geo50000

    geo50000 Forum Resident

    Colorado Springs
    Another vote for "Cloverfield"
    Mike Meyers' "The Cat In The Hat"
    any Adam Sandler movie where he is in 'bratty toddler' mode.
  17. Mirrorblade.1

    Mirrorblade.1 Forum Resident

    Anything by Uwe Boll
  18. "Symbolism and allegory", pshaw. Peter Greenaway is a teller of pretentious shaggy dog stories, and any deeper meanings are generated by the cinaesthetes who work up ex-post explanations to rationalize the time they spent watching one of his movies. :)
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  19. PhilBorder

    PhilBorder Forum Resident

    Sheboygan, WI
    Woody Allen's "Interiors" Ultra-hyper insufferable
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  20. Anyway: my first choice, which I also flagged in the earlier thread, is Highway of Heartache - a desperately affected attempt to make a piece of camp kitsch, shot completely on intentionally-fake looking sets and full of attempts to be "transgressive". The sort of movie you want to walk out of because you feel acutely embarrassed for all involved, yet cannot leave because you want to see if it can get any worse.
  21. The7thStranger

    The7thStranger Part of the Rhythm Nation

    An der Lahn...
    Have you never seen:

    Gone But Not Forgotten
    29th and Gay
    Another Gay Movie
    All Over the Guy
    Coffee Date
    What Happens Next
    Get Your Stuff
    Friends & Family
    Kiss Me, Guido
    Latter Days
    Make the Yuletide Gay
    Outing Riley
    Big Eden
    Almost Normal
    PS Your Cat is Dead
    Ben & Arthur
    Angora Ranch
    Holding Trevor (this one was particularly horrendous)
    Fixing Frank
    An Angel Named Billy (this one made me laugh repeatedly)
    Harry and Max
    Long-Term Relationship
    eCupid (this one looked so good in the trailer, too)
    Eating Out and all sequels
    Too Cool For Christmas
    Billy's Hollywood Screen Kiss
    Mambo Italiano
    You Should Meet My Son
    Is It Just Me?
    ...this list could go on forever.

    Movies that are written for and marketed to the gay community specifically tend to have the same charm of Tyler Perry films. Lukewarm mush, poorly acted, poorly scripted, boring stories. There's the odd Get Real, When I'm 64, Bent, Weekend or Shelter that manage to do something a little bit more interesting. But by and large, the LGBT-themed films I've seen mostly belong in the garbage. Thankfully, it seems to be getting better slowly, again partly in due to quality films like Weekend and Shelter.
  22. costerdock

    costerdock Forum Resident

    Prescott, AZ, USA
    Cloverfield is a blast with a good subwoofer. It is like a wild ride watching Cloverfield with my Rythmik E15HP - I swear my house moves. Sub makes all the difference and if you need to test your new sub - this is the movie. Certainly worse movies out there.
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  23. Michael

    Michael I LOVE WIDE S-T-E-R-E-O!

    maybeso, but the style is just not for me...
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  24. The7thStranger

    The7thStranger Part of the Rhythm Nation

    An der Lahn...
    Oh, another turd: Unfriended. Lazy, stupid, and not scary.
  25. costerdock

    costerdock Forum Resident

    Prescott, AZ, USA
    Yeah - it will give you a headache for sure - but the smile you have as you enjoy what a powerful sub can do - just like playing a great acoustic guitar album with nice speakers.
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