You Know You Have Too Many Records When....

Discussion in 'Music Corner' started by Dominick, Oct 14, 2017.

  1. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

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    ...You treat your car like a toy truck, yet you will take out a loan to buy the finest quality poly-sleeves known to man.
     
  2. audiotom

    audiotom Senior Member

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    When you are mulling over whether to buy a record you ask yourself "do I really need this, will I listen to this, more than once, sometime in my remaining years?"

    And you justify "this costs less than a dinner or movie you enjoy today gone tomorrow"
     
  3. EddieMann

    EddieMann I used to be a king...

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    You know you have too many records when...

    ...you look around your house and say, "Man! I've got too many records!"
     
  4. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

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    ...Goldmine magazine asks you to run the publication.
     
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  5. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

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    ...You have about $100,000 worth of records and a stereo that costs $75!
     
  6. footprintsinthesand

    footprintsinthesand Reasons to be cheerful part 1

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    ... when Henk can find a specific comic book in his store faster than you can find one of your records :biglaugh:


    Early 2014, the days when you could actually still locate and talk to Henk
     
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  7. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

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    ...The only CD you've ever acknowledged is the one offered at a bank.
     
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  8. DK Pete

    DK Pete Forum Resident

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    ...sooooo nice to be able to show my wife I'm not the only sicko!!!:drool:
     
  9. jimtek

    jimtek Forum Resident

    You find stacks of records you haven't seen in over five years hidden away.
     
  10. Daniel Plainview

    Daniel Plainview God's Lonely Man

    You put your vintage Beatles US albums in a box and shove them in a closet because you need that shelf space for more important things like Portishead and The Spice Girls. You justify this move by owning the Beatles in Mono and a Blue Box.
     
  11. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

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    ...You have a scrapbook of hype stickers.

    And you are on the 12th volume!
     
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  12. DK Pete

    DK Pete Forum Resident

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    LOL...close...I had to think of an excuse to leave work early the Saturday morning of one of the last RSD's to make sure I got to the store on time for a copy of the Strawberry Fields 45.
     
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  13. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

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    ...You've spent more money buying promo records than paying your income taxes!

    Although I guess that's going to better use. :)
     
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  14. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

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    ...You know more about pressing plants than your own duties at work!
     
  15. Thievius

    Thievius Blue Oyster Cult-ist

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    ...you die beneath an avalanche of records. But - good news! The realization is brief.
     
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  16. edenofflowers

    edenofflowers A New Stereophonic Sound Spectacular!

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    You have a record...for the number of records you have.
     
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  17. B. Bu Po

    B. Bu Po Senior Member

    How can a collection be complete?
     
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  18. Greenalishi

    Greenalishi Birds Aren’t Real

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    You buy a new record and realize when you try to put it away you already own it. I've done this, more than once over the years. It's a sickness.
     
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  19. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

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    ...The nearest Tower Records used to do business from your house.
     
  20. DK Pete

    DK Pete Forum Resident

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    Oh man...LOL...have we met????
     
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  21. Leggs91203

    Leggs91203 Forum Resident

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    Was going to say "when someone asks if you are a hipster" but it doesn't take but owning ONE LP, just one, for someone to ask that.

    Though my LP collection is just over 100 right now but already i can see some of these things listed happening. I think my problem is buying them, playing them a few times, tucking them in with the rest of the LPs I seldom spin, and forgetting I even own it. Like many of you, I do not have as much time as i would like to spin the LPs.

    Couple times I swear THIS happened - looking thru my LPs, seeing a good one and thinking for a micro-second, "Oh I want that one!" then realizing it is already mine.

    I regularly weed out "why did I buy this?" junk from my home but yes, yes, this is true. When you find things at thrift, it hardly feels like it is even costing.
     
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  22. KenJ

    KenJ Forum Resident

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    but seriously, you know you have too many records when you concede to the fact that you love buying and owning records and fully realize you will never listen to many of them. They are all candidates for potential future listen, however and there is a lot of enjoyment in handling them (reviewing the original artifacts while listening to perhaps just a side (or even the PC Jukebox) of just a few songs by the same artist.
     
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  23. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

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    ...You have more LP's than sense.
     
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  24. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

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    ...You have read zero classics of literature but have probably heard close to 300,000 albums.
     
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  25. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

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    ...Someone asks if you would rather hear a quality mastered CD of your favorite album on a state of the art disc changer, or a vinyl copy on a toy record player, and you seriously have to think it over for a minute!
     
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