You Know You Have Too Many Records When....

Discussion in 'Music Corner' started by Dominick, Oct 14, 2017.

  1. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

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    ...Your roof shingles are falling apart at the seams because you havent had a roof job in 35 years, yet you are losing sleep on a weekly basis wondering if the inner sleeves in your albums are harming your records.
     
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  2. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

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    ...Sales of Led Zeppelin II hover around 10 million, yet somehow you own 11 million copies!
     
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  3. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

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    ...Record stores went out of business because you already bought them all!
     
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  4. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

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    ...EMI owns stock in you.
     
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  5. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

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    ...Your records are the ones pictured in every price guide or collector's book.
     
  6. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

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    ...Not only is new vinyl not too expensive for you, but you use every rationale in the book to justify pre-ordering them before they even hit the shelves.
     
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  7. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

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    ...You actually think Rice Krispies stole their sound from vinyl.
     
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  8. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

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    ...There is no number high enough at which you'd stop buying Pet Sounds reissues.
     
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  9. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

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    ...You're convinced that CD's only aim was to look like a "small silver record".
     
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  10. Dante Fontana

    Dante Fontana Forum Resident

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    Isn't whether you have too much vinyl just one of those things that no one can know the answer to?
     
  11. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

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    ...You'd rather manage a Guns n Roses reunion tour than sell one of your records!
     
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  12. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

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    ...There's no such thing for you as a rare record that's too expensive, just new creative ways to get around food, clothing, and car payments.
     
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  13. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

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    ...You failed Algebra, but you can decipher the origin of every run-out groove put in front of you.
     
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  14. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

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    ...You have zero life insurance, zero retirement plans, and yet you spend half of your income insuring your record collection.
     
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  15. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

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    ...You spend way too much time making yourself dizzy writing a page worth of posts instead of listening to records! :laugh:

    I will stop now. I have a feeling I've already used up a year's worth of bandwidth... :help:
     
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  16. mbrownp1

    mbrownp1 Forum Resident

    You have 10 different issues of Dirty Work.
     
  17. qm1ceveb

    qm1ceveb Forum fanatic

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    ...my wife had been ignoring me for months and I hadn't noticed. Now that I did, I will certainly take advantage and add a couple of hours more for listening pleasure!
     
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  18. citizensmurf

    citizensmurf Ambient postpunk will never die

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    Or when you can easily justify an 11th copy of an album.
     
  19. lightbulb

    lightbulb Not the Brightest of the Bunch

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    By consensus, I think it's Official:
    Possession of Eleven copies of The Rolling Stone's "Dirty Work" is proof of Too Many Records.

    Or at least early warning signs of mental instability.... :D :winkgrin: :help:
     
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  20. JMGuerr

    JMGuerr Forum Resident

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    "You Know You Have Too Many Records When...."

    ....you have 8,000 + vinyl records....8,000 + CDs....10,000 + DVDs/Blu-rays...
     
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  21. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

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    I have merely one copy of Emotional Rescue and yet some may feel that qualifies as well! :uhhuh:
     
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  22. You can never have enough records. Gives the wife something to complain about.
     
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  23. JDeanB

    JDeanB Senior Member

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    A clerk in the music store tells you they may go out of business when you mention you are moving away.

    Or...at least 6 previous posts apply to you.
     
  24. hominy

    hominy Digital Drifter

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    The square footage of my house begs to differ!
     
  25. tommy-thewho

    tommy-thewho Senior Member

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    Another vote for buying one you already have.
     
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