...Your roof shingles are falling apart at the seams because you havent had a roof job in 35 years, yet you are losing sleep on a weekly basis wondering if the inner sleeves in your albums are harming your records.
...Not only is new vinyl not too expensive for you, but you use every rationale in the book to justify pre-ordering them before they even hit the shelves.
...There's no such thing for you as a rare record that's too expensive, just new creative ways to get around food, clothing, and car payments.
...You have zero life insurance, zero retirement plans, and yet you spend half of your income insuring your record collection.
...You spend way too much time making yourself dizzy writing a page worth of posts instead of listening to records! I will stop now. I have a feeling I've already used up a year's worth of bandwidth...
...my wife had been ignoring me for months and I hadn't noticed. Now that I did, I will certainly take advantage and add a couple of hours more for listening pleasure!
By consensus, I think it's Official: Possession of Eleven copies of The Rolling Stone's "Dirty Work" is proof of Too Many Records. Or at least early warning signs of mental instability....
"You Know You Have Too Many Records When...." ....you have 8,000 + vinyl records....8,000 + CDs....10,000 + DVDs/Blu-rays...
A clerk in the music store tells you they may go out of business when you mention you are moving away. Or...at least 6 previous posts apply to you.