You Know You Have Too Many Records When....

...sleeping, breathing, and eating are a distant second in your life!

 

...you lost a tooth trying to grab the last copy of "The Who at 50".

 

...it's easier to just build additional rooms onto the house than cut back on collecting!

 

...you won't buy blu-ray discs unless they are 180 gram!

 

...you have been trying to drop a needle on your CD's since 1990. It never works!

 

...you have albums by sports stars!

 

...you'd rather wear a "Pepper Suit" on a date than pass up a rare pressing of the album!

 

...you have copies of "Born To Run" in the garage!

 

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...you can't find a crate big enough to hold all your copies of Whipped Cream & Other Delights.

 

...you have a room of nothing but triple LP's!

 

...you haven't a clue what you'll do about the under carriage of your car touching the ground, but you had the White Album Box pre-ordered on the first day it went up'

 

You have multiple copies of those records by Bruce Willis and Don Johnson.

 

I'm hoping they do a super deluxe for at least one of them.

 

You have records the band doesn't remember making.

 

...your blood tested positive for vinyl!

 

...you are convinced there are significant sound differences among your 20 copies of Physical Graffiti.

 

...you have copies of Hotter Than Hell that sound good!

 

...you think it's perfectly normal to keep a spreadsheet of matrix numbers.

 

...even insurance won't cover the entire collection!

 

...three different insurance companies are involved.

 

...you'd leave the collection to a heir, but you can't think of anyone even half as insane as yourself!

 

...you can't get to your 30 copies of "Revolver" because your 40 copies of "Rubber Soul" are in the way!

 

...your furniture isn't used, it's surrounded!

 

You had plans to buy the old Battersea Power Station (Pink Floyd Animals cover) for storing your vinyl but were afraid it won’t fit in!