You Know You Have Too Many Records When....

Discussion in 'Music Corner' started by Dominick, Oct 14, 2017.

  1. Purple Jim

    Purple Jim Senior Member

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    ... I can't think of anything else that I think I need.
     
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  2. All Down The Line

    All Down The Line The Under Asst East Coast White Label Promo Man

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    Surely that can never happen Socrates?
     
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  3. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

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    ...you never bother with choosing which version of a deluxe edition you want. You simply buy one of each!
     
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  4. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

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    ...you were banned from your own record store!
     
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  5. Manapua

    Manapua Forum Resident

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    You buy the exact same record again not once but twice! And you paid less the first time. This goes for DVDs, too.
     
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  6. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

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    I can relate to that one!

    What's ridiculous is that, as a "buy it when I'm into it" type of buyer, I will often pass on stuff I want when there is a half off sale (Criterion Films) or some other kind of deal, simply because I'm not in any immediate desire for it. Yet three months later, I will be into a certain director or artist, and I'll go out and pay full retail for the thing. :p

    But that's just how it is. An album I want could be $1, but if I'm not into it then, I'll wait. And of course without fail, I'll be yearning for it when it's back to $29.99. And I'll buy it without hesitation! :laugh:
     
  7. Manapua

    Manapua Forum Resident

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    For me, it's simply because I forgot I had it in the first place. The real mania occurs when I forget for the third time! This happened a few times in my buying heyday because I tended to buy in blocks and out of habit and never got around to actually listening to the darn things. The latest example just took place a week ago. I saw Madonna's Celebration Collection for $7 and picked it up. A few days later, while looking for a different dvd I found a copy with the sticker price of $5. Oy.
     
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  8. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

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    Yes, that's really when it gets to the point of absurdity - when it becomes easier to just buy it again rather than try to locate it! :)
     
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  9. Norco74

    Norco74 For the good and the not so good…

    When you buy duplicates in case of...
     
  10. Norco74

    Norco74 For the good and the not so good…

    When you are the one calling the shots on the next SDE BeatleWhite Album.
     
  11. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

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    ...your kitchen should have road cones in it, yet your vinyl room is museum-worthy.
     
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  12. Tribute

    Tribute Senior Member

    You buy duplicates, triplicates, quadruplicates, even batches of tens, because you LOVE music.

    Not in case of anything but love itself.
     
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  13. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

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    ...you have “import records” by the California Raisins!
     
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  14. Chemically altered

    Chemically altered Forum Resident

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    Agree 100%. And if it's not the right answer then it's the best!
     
  15. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

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    ...you have “Beatles” records that are actually The Dave Clark Five.
     
  16. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

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    ...you could write a book detailing your pressing variations for Fleetwood Mac’s “Rumours”.
     
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  17. MTCIII65

    MTCIII65 Where The Loud Sound Abounds!

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    Milwaukee, WI
    You see a home appraiser’s eyes get wide and silently mouth “Oh My” as you are showing him your attic crawl space filled with my catalogued “will eventually listen to again someday” library organized by genre/release date.:righton:
     
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  18. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

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    ...you have 33’s that play at 45, and 45’s that play at 33.
     
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  19. Roger Thornhill

    Roger Thornhill Senior Member

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    Ilford, Essex, UK
    ...you manage to get all the piles of CDs back on the shelves only by cheating and sticking Sun Ra, Miles, and King Crimson (155 CDs and sets) in a cupboard upstairs out of the way.
     
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  20. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

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    ...your tv is just taking up space where records could be!
     
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  21. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

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    ...your refrigerator and furniture is just taking up space where records could be! :p
     
  22. averica

    averica infinite rider on the big dogma

    you have a huge stack unlistened to and more on the way in the mail
     
  23. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

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    ...you are just a P.O. Box form away from becoming a store rather than a residence!
     
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  24. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

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    ...you can’t even attempt to ever sell your house because it would require moving the records!
     
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  25. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

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    United States
    ...your collection has been on an infomercial!
     

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