You Know You Have Too Many Records When....

You have dozens or hundreds in the house that you had to get at the time but you have only played them once... and you don't want to part with them.

 

...

Just a blissful addiction right behind that of vinyl.

 

If you have time for that I would question your level of vinyl addiction!

 

...you decided to just keep the records that meant the most to you and the collection now has one fewer record.

 

And it made you realize you need 10 more.

 

...you reduced your copies of Led Zeppelin's debut in half, figuring ten is more than enough.

 

...you buy polysleeves by the box.

 

You can't find a single album on Discogs that you don't have.

 

...you've only played 10 percent of them. In other words, about 50,000.

 

...you have an entire shelf of James Bond albums.

 

...the last time you counted them, the Stones were recording "Black and Blue".

 

...you have records on Atlantic that were once on VJ, and pressed by Columbia.

 

...you have records on the stove.

 

Umm

Modified:

...you decided to just keep the records that meant the most to you, and the collection now has 500 more records.

 

You have to fork the pallets of them from your garage each time you drive in or out!

 

I like that even better.

 

...you consider the mailman a co-owner of the collection!

 

You've become such a completist that you've resorted to buying Best Of/Greatest Hits albums.

 

.... you have all 22,644 different Greatest Hits type records from The Who.

 

...you have plenty of room for The Doors, but no room for a door.

 

...your SO's family comes over for the first time, peeks into the room that holds your CD collection, and someone murmurs "Oh, my God."

 

You Know You Have Too Many Records When....

You listened to something in your library and you have no clue what it is

 

You're a member in good standing of the Styli of the Month Club.

 

When you demand Vinyl Me Please change your subscription level to Vinyl Me At Once.

 

...you own records by Partridge Family tribute bands.