SH Spotlight A few angry (but sort of funny) notes people sent me about my mastering work, imagined defects.....

Discussion in 'Music Corner' started by Steve Hoffman, Dec 2, 2013.

  1. Guitarded

    Guitarded Forum Resident


    Oh, they're the worst.
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  2. Grant

    Grant A Musical Free-Spirit

    That's why customers act the way they do: companies reward them for their bad tempers, so the message they have learned is that you can get anything you want by intimidation and anger.
  3. Front 242 Addict

    Front 242 Addict Forum Resident

    Tel Aviv ,Israel
    Look at the bright side Steve , At least there is no claim that the disc is trying to drag the listener into black magic :laugh:
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  4. bleachershane

    bleachershane Forum Resident

    Glasgow, Scotland
    Absolutely spot on. Stuns me how weak managers can be when it comes to these matters. There's genuine complaints and there's people that are (as they say on Scotland) ripping the pish. The genuine complaints are actually few and far between, and yet one manager I know constantly allows 'We'll do it as a one-off' special gestures... They're never just one-offs and the customers, let alone fraudsters, know all about how easy it is to get away with murder! You'd think management would be interested in profit protection...
  5. Front 242 Addict

    Front 242 Addict Forum Resident

    Tel Aviv ,Israel
    Hilarious!Brilliant! LOL

    P.S . Johnny cash is one of my favorite artists, a real legend.
    Last edited: Feb 27, 2017
  6. vonwegen

    vonwegen Forum Resident

    Which was funny, because mine actually was defective, skipped horribly all the way through. Got a replacement from the CD place in Tallahassee, no extra charge.
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  7. UnionGeneral

    UnionGeneral Well-Known Member

    I was working in a record store during the "Trip hop" trend... many people came back with their CD's: "My CD is scratched, I can hear the "clic's and pop's".
  8. AnalogJ

    AnalogJ Forum Resident

    Salem, MA

    Mr. Hoffman, I actually preferred your work in "The Master" and "Before The Devil Knows You're Dead".

  9. Evan

    Evan Forum Resident

    Petal, Mississippi
    He must of had the jambalaya last time.
  10. The Beave

    The Beave Forum Resident

    Auburn, Washington
    Steve, when are you going to do Sticky Fingers and Abbey Road??
    The beave
  11. Guitarded

    Guitarded Forum Resident



    Try convincing him of that!
  12. It would be interesting to see what "cable guy" made of your remastering of Crosby, Stills and Nash's debut album. Reduced bass compared with the last Rhino remaster, which has overwhelming bass.
  13. TheDailyBuzzherd

    TheDailyBuzzherd Forum Resident

    Northeast USA
    I read a few of those gripes and all I gotta say is, "Tough crowd."

    I'd shoot a reply back,

    "Thanks for interest in our product. Due to the First World
    nature of your concern, we are enclosing a free one way
    ticket to Iraq, our compliments. Enjoy your stay."
  14. showtaper

    showtaper Forum Resident

    Chicago, IL
    Those techniques are not limited to retail customers. I see that attitude in all aspects of life these days.......
  15. qwerty

    qwerty Forum Resident

    I would like to know the brand name of his audiophile wire so I know never to buy it.
    I also know and understand that you are too professional and decent to share that info.

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