Charlie Sheen in hospital for a case of "bad clams"

http://www.people.com/article/charlie-sheen-food-poisoning-health-scare-paramedics-exclusive-photo

He was apparently feasting on some spoiled seafood.

One would think his stomach had gotten use to that by now....

 

He's not aging well, but apparently it doesn't matter because he can probably BUY a new body if he had to

 

I remember the SNL skit where there was a quiz show called Bad Clams and at the end Gilda dressed as Lucy winds up having to eat the bad clams.

 

Is this Charlie's idea of double entendre for an STD?

 

I would have to be. Charlie is THAT guy...

 

Bad clams. Gotcha!

 

Crabs or clams?

 

Clam hoppin beef curtains with a side of crabs

 

Poor Charlie...

 

My uncle died in Las Vegas after eating oysters at an "all you can eat" seafood buffet. Ate and a few hours later told my aunt he wasn't feeling well. They went back to the room and the next morning he was sicker. They were going to go the hospital, she went to take a shower and when she got out, he was dead in bed. Otherwise a perfectly healthy guy in his early fifties. Seafood poisoning can be nasty.

Charlie Sheen is only 49? Jesus, he looks like he's 60 in that photo.

 

I fell out of my chair on this one.

 

nobody escapes bad clams!

 

Did they have beards?

 

I expect Charlie prefers his clams neatly trimmed with a well defined runway.

 

Your "family friendly" forum, folks!

 

These clams? They are called geoduck clams.

 

Buddy Rich knew all about bad clams.

Oh, and also:

 

"insert inappropriate female hygiene joke here"

 

Since his exit from his two and a half men sitcom, his lifestyle is really starting to show in his appearance. All those wild nights are catching up with him. Man, when I was younger , I would have loved to have been his buddy for just a week .

 

NOT "winning!"

 

I believe he's been making $10M a year from his Anger Management cable series, and you can't do a show and have wild nights. At least, not every day.

 

Betcha can't eat just one

 

HIV Positive

https://www.yahoo.com/celebrity/charlie-sheen-reveals-he-has-hiv-124700393.html

 

A case of bad clams indeed.