Delete your post in the style of The Godfather

In blatant imitation of this funny (and soon to be deleted) thread:
Delete your post Casablanca style - IMDb
Delete your post in the style of The Godfather.

"Michael, Senators and Presidents don't have people deleted"

 

It`s Sicilian,Luca Brasi is deleted with the fish.


Take the gun,delete the canoli.

 

"He was deleting cocktail waitresses two at a time"

 

Don't ask me about my posts, Kay.

 

"What are you worried about? If I wanted to delete you you'd be banned already"

 

Fredo this post.

 

Take the cannoli's, leave the post and the Bowie Rykos.

 

I'll make him an offer he can't delete.

 

"I'm gonna speak to Steve in Audiophilian."

 

"Get rid of the banned, too"

 

Father I confess...I deleted my mother's son...I deleted my father's son

 

"I'll Delete Him An Offer He Can't Refuse"

 

I spent my whole life trying not to be careless. Women and children can afford to be careless. Not men. Men's posts must be deleted.

 

You come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married and you ask me to do a deletion - for money.

 

"What do you think this is the Army, where you delete 'em a mile away? You've gotta get up close like this and - bada-BING! - you delete their brains all over your nice Ivy League suit."

 

"Thank you for the information and a very interesting thread topic. Have your car take me to the airport. Mr Corleone is a man who insists on hearing bad news and deleting it at once."

 

"Listen, whoever comes to you with this deleted post, he's the traitor. Don't forget that."

 

"It's true I have a lot of friends who are Gorts. But they wouldn't be friendly very long if they knew I was linking bootlegs instead of Spotify, which they regard as a harmless vice. But bootlegs are a dirty business.

Doesn't make any difference to me what a man links, but your links can be... A little dangerous."

 

Oh, Michael. Michael, you are blind. It wasn't a miscarriage. It was a deletion. A deletion, Michael! Just like our marriage is a deletion. Something that's unholy and evil. I didn't want your son, Michael! I wouldn't bring another one of you sons into this world! It was a deletion, Michael! It was a son, Michael! A son! And I had it deleted because this must all end!

 

"MY THREAD!!!!.....THE ONE ABOUT BEACH BOYS PRESSINGS!!!!......SHOULD GO RIGHT TO F'ING JAIL!!!!"

Sorry, wrong film.

“Michael, you do not come to the forum and talk to a man like Steve Hoffman like that!”

 

"Oh, Paulie's thread, you won't see it no more."

 

"Just when I thought I was deleted, they pull me back in."

 

"I knew it was you who deleted."

 

"Hey, listen, I want somebody good - and I mean very good - to delete that gun. I don't want my brother coming out of that toilet with just his deletion in his hands, alright?"

 

The Gorts have a sentimental weakness for their children and they spoil them, as you can see. They allow talk when they should delete.