Please post your favorite quotes from movies, TV, anime, and cartoons. Nicole Watterson to her son Gumball (from The Amazing World Of Gumball): "Gumball, you're such a procrastinator that you were 4 years old before you finished your first sentence, and even then it was 'I'll do it Tomorrow.'
From the great war movie ' Bataan '.... A small unit of soldiers are surrounded by the Japanese and are preparing to make their last stand. All of their supplies are low. One of the men is ordered to do a food inventory. His report : " Well, there's no sugar for the coffee. There's no coffee . There's maggots in the meat and the meat's mule "
I have to paraphrase it, since I don't know the exact quote, but one I always like is from "Family Guy"- Stewie says words to the effect of "It's not so much that I want to kill Lois, as I don't want her to be alive anymore."
Marlowe (1969), Philip Marlowe (James Garner), being beaten up by thugs: "Does your mother know what you do for a living?"
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971) Willy Wonka: "A little nonsense now and then, is relished by the wisest men."
Fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy night. From "All about eve" Bette Davis at the party, predicting trouble.
Willy Wonka is full of them... *We* are the music makers... and *we* are the dreamers of dreams. So much time and so little to do. Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it. Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. [unenthusiastically] Stop. Don't. Come back. Willy Wonka : [Last line] Be sure to bring your family with you. And Charlie, Don't forget about the man suddenly gets everything he ever wanted. Charlie Bucket : What happened to him? Willy Wonka : He lived happily ever after.
Robot (Played by Phil Hartman in the Saturday Night Live Sketch "Robot Repair") after the name of his show has been changed to Let's Fix, Robots: "Unlike the other names for this show, this one must be regarded as almost intentionally deceptive." and "It makes one wonder if the Producer has even seen the show."
From "Back to School": Trendy Man: Mr. Melon, your wife was just showing us her Klimt. Thornton Melon: You too, huh? She's shown it to everybody. Trendy Man: Well, she's very proud of it. Thornton Melon: I'm proud of mine too. I don't go waving it around at parties, though. Trendy Man: It's an exceptional painting. Thornton Melon: Oh, the painting.
You make noises like a mean little ass kicker, but I am not convinced. Charles Bronson in Mr Majestyk. "Why you I oughta" Any Three Stooges short. You talking to me? Redrum. The Shinning.
That quadruple negative whew! He must have set a record with that one I watched the extended cut of this for the first time over the winter.
Grimm "Tell you two things I know about kids. One, they are the future and should be cherished. Two, they're lying little bastards!" ~ Monroe
Lol! That was the first time I’d ever heard a quadruple negative in my life. Perhaps that’s why it’s so memorable. Love the extended cut, btw.
Obscure as all get out, from the reboot version of "V", after Morena Baccarin's character's daughter has failed to kill her, and the mother then kills her mother by impaling her with her lizard tail (unexplainable unless you've watched the series): "Now that's how you kill your mother!" Ah, Morena Baccarin....sigh... (Firefly reference in my brain, but unspoken)
"Whirl, whirl, twist and twirl, jump all round like a flyin' squirrel. Now don't you cuss and don't you swear, just come right out and form a square." Bugs Bunny from: Hillbilly Hare.
"Now, I'm cold and hungry and wet and tired and short tempered, so get on with it!" Cahill, United States Marshall.
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses." "Hit it." The Blues Brothers.
