LP Energizer

CAn somebody explain this to me-thanks in advance

http://www.monoandstereo.com/2014/0...ONO+AND+STEREO+Ultra+High-End+Audio+Magazine)

It looks cool,I'll give it that....

 

Looks like the BS meter is pegged again!

 

Oh my, this should be fun.....

 

It has proprietary Euphoria TechnologyTM and thats all you need to know.

 

As I said it looks cool but I have no idea-my all time favorite is the pyramid you put on your cd player

 

My god the website is a gold mine- http://innoworkspc.com/en/product/list.aspx
They make a bunch of quasi-scientific "improving" products.

Remember when rich people just spent their money on cocaine and Ferrari's?!

"The PVA Field (Proton Vibration Alignment Field), as created by the device, significantly improves the efficiency of refrigerant compression and heat transfer by aligning the protons in the condenser and evaporator, thus effectively saving on operating costs.

All these enhancements are made possible only through the implementation of IPC’s proprietary Euphoria TechnologyTM"

Align the protons Scotty!

 

OMG!!!! YOU MUST BE KIDDING! Somewhere the ghost of PT Barnum is laughing hysterically!

 

"Euphoria TechnologyTM"-again I thought cocaine had the EuphoriaTM

I don't get it-monoandstereo usually has mostly "legit" audio stuff..but this....(?)

It's not a complete waste-I think we will see this phrase in Stereophile/TAS-
"Enhances audio intelligibility"

 

They certainly have their audiophile lingo down:

midrange is enriched, bass deepened and treble de ned. The listener’s audible perception becomes exceptionally precise and three-dimensional.

And somehow it's increasing the listener's perception.

 

Only after resting your forehead on the crystal and pressing the button. Remember it wears off in one hundred and twenty minutes.

 

Pvt. Joe Bowers: What *is* this Euphoria Technology? Do you even know?

Secretary of State: It's... what they use to make Brawndo!

Pvt. Joe Bowers: But *why* do they use it to make Brawndo?

Secretary of Defense: [raises hand after a pause] Because Brawndo's got Euphoria Technology.

 

"it puts the mid-range in the basket-it does this every time"
Company is based in Hong kong-is this what they mean by "chi"=aligning the protons?
Ok,they have the LP Energizer,one for cd's-they got to get up to date and have one for mp3's/FLAC
..oh and DAC Energizer!-they need that to....
If you dig deep into the site they sell an actual speaker-AER Testament MK II-and all is well 'til I saw this-
"Operating Environment
Operating Temperature range: 5° – 40° C
Operating Humidity Range: 10% – 90%"

"characteristic Sensitivity Level: 93dB / 2.83V / m"-so it's a good match for tubes,just not in 100% humidity-I live down south so I'm out....

 

"The LP Energizer was developed by AER (Audio Engineering Research) – a division of IPC."
Tricky how they leave out the last part... IPC (I Pocket Cash).

 

100% humidity calls for special surplus Navy submarine tubes.

 

I don't think I'd begin to consider this a product when it looks like they typed it out on a friggin' iPad with horrible autocorrect. Seriously, how does one "de ned" [sic] treble?