Make a terrible tracklist for classic albums

Discussion in 'Music Corner' started by ToneLa, Dec 27, 2017.

  1. Duckman

    Duckman Well-Known Member

    Location:
    Belgium
    Led Zeppelin III
    Side A

    Hats off (to Roy Harper)
    Bron y aur stomp
    Out on the Tiles
    Celebration Day
    Gallows Pole

    Side B
    Tangerine
    Since I've been Loving You
    Friends
    Immigrant Song
    That's the Way

    Now that's when Atlantic would have pulled the plug on the mighty Zep, : "You won't hear from them again"
    To make the mess complete, Jimmy changed the colorful spinning wheel sleeve cover (he didn't like it) to a complete white one. And the title switched from III to 'Hey Hey What can I do' ( a track that even didn't make it on the LP)
     
  2. The Hud

    The Hud No More Mr. Nice Guy

    Or hide Teen Spirit in the pregap so most people can't find it.
     
    Man at C&A and Fullbug like this.
  3. ohnothimagen

    ohnothimagen I don't suffer fools or trolls gladly...

    :laugh::laugh::laugh:
    :wtf:Really? That makes no sense at all...
    That is true. The UK Revolver cassette seems like the worst offender to me- on side two, you get four McCartney songs in a row, and then follows with the three most 'out there' tunes. No real sense of 'flow' at all.

    Some artists really sweat blood over getting the running order of an LP just so, and it's easy to see why. Messing with it is just wrong.
     
    Keith V and ToneLa like this.
  4. Rne

    Rne Sufferin' succotash!

    Location:
    Malaver
    John Coltrane, Ascension:
    Side A: "Ascension (Part II)"
    Side B: "Ascension (Part I)"

    :nyah: (The same silly joke can be done with Jethro Tull's Thick As A Brick and A Passion Play, among others).
     
    bzfgt likes this.
  5. DetroitDoomsayer

    DetroitDoomsayer Forum Middle Child

    Location:
    Detroit, Michigan
    Donald Fagen - The Nightfly

    Maxine
    Walk Between The Raindrops
    I.G.Y.
    Ruby Baby

    The Goodbye Look
    Greet Flower Street
    New Frontier
    The Nightfly
     
  6. ohnothimagen

    ohnothimagen I don't suffer fools or trolls gladly...

    How's this grab ya:

    Steely Dan, Gaucho:

    Third World Man
    Gaucho
    My Rival
    Time Out Of Mind
    Glamour Profession
    Babylon Sisters
    Hey Nineteen

    The Royal Scam:

    The Fez
    Green Earrings
    Sign In Stranger
    The Royal Scam
    Caves Of Altamira
    Everything You Did
    Kid Charlemagne
    Haitian Divorce
    Don't Take Me Alive

    The trick, in both of those cases, is making it past side one:laugh:

    Oh, hell...we got time for one more...

    Countdown To Ecstasy:

    Pearl Of The Quarter
    Your Gold Teeth
    My Old School
    Razor Boy
    King Of The World
    The Boston Rag
    Show Biz Kids
    Bodhisattva
     
    merterhenz likes this.
  7. walrus

    walrus Forum Resident

    Location:
    Nashville, TN
    "Long Long Long" isn't a bad song. It's just kind of boring. I don't think "Savoy Truffle" is great, per se, but it has a fun vibe. I definitely would've put "Not Guilty" on the actual album in place of "Long Long Long" though.
     
  8. CoryS

    CoryS Forum Resident

    Probably already mentioned, but I'd put the runout groove of Sgt Pepper 1st on side 1. The rest of that side is no longer relevant, so let's move to side 2.

    Within Without You
    She's Leaving Home
    Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite
    When I'm 64
    and the grand finale...

    Fixing a Hole
     
  9. Lightworker

    Lightworker Forum Resident

    Location:
    Baltimore, MD
    The Byrds - Younger Than Yesterday

    Side 1
    CTA-102
    Mind Gardens
    Renaissance Fair
    Why
    Time Between

    Side 2
    Have You Seen Her Face
    Everybody's Been Burned
    My Back Pages
    Thoughts & Words
    Girl With No Name

    [​IMG]
     
    The Ole' Rocker likes this.
  10. Man at C&A

    Man at C&A Forum Resident

    Location:
    England
    I know what you mean, for me it would be 'bye bye Piggies'. A real Beatles low point for me. I don't think Not Guilty is anything special though.
     
  11. pbuzby

    pbuzby Forum Resident

    Location:
    Chicago, IL, US
    Not terrible. Just a bit confusing.
     
  12. Brian Doherty

    Brian Doherty Forum Resident

    Location:
    Los Angeles CA
    While I have certainly heard all of THE WHITE ALBUM over 30 times in my life, to this day merely seeing the title "Long Long Long" does not enable me to summon to mind anything about it. It might be the only Beatles song of which that's true, minus some instrumentals.
     
  13. pbuzby

    pbuzby Forum Resident

    Location:
    Chicago, IL, US
    "Long Long Long" stuck in my mind because the ending scared me a bit when I was a kid.
     
  14. Man at C&A

    Man at C&A Forum Resident

    Location:
    England
    I think Long Long Long is beautiful.
     
  15. Splungeworthy

    Splungeworthy Forum Rezidentura

    Music For Airports
    2/1
    2
    2/2
    1
    That'll mess people up.
     
    Bananas&blow and Defrance like this.
  16. Fullbug

    Fullbug Forum Resident

    Deliciously sadistic.
     
    Keith V likes this.
  17. fallbreaks

    fallbreaks Forum Resident

    Banana & Louie & Train
    Pet Sounds
    Let's Go Away for a While
    I Just Wasn't Made for These Times
    You Still Believe in Me
    Caroline No
    Sloop John B

    Waiting for the Day
    That's Not Me
    Wouldn't It Be Nice
    God Only Knows
    Here Today
    I Know There's an Answer
    That's Not Me
     
    Brian Doherty likes this.
  18. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

    Location:
    United States
    Billion Dollar Babies: Alice Cooper (1973)

    SIDE ONE
    Mary Ann (with the jarring intro abruptly beginning out of nowhere from the end of "Sick Things")
    Sick Things
    Billion Dollar Babies
    I Love The Dead
    Generation Landslide

    SIDE TWO
    Unfinished Sweet
    No More Mr. Nice Guy
    Elected (Single Edit)
    Raped And Freezin
    Hello Hooray (Single Edit)

    There, that should be fairly un-cohesive with a couple of shortened versions thrown in to enhance its lackluster presentation. :)

    The funny thing, though, is that it's actually hard to make a "great album bad". This thing has no flow but I'd certainly enjoy most the songs regardless. :laugh:
     
    Bananas&blow likes this.
  19. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

    Location:
    United States
    Alice Cooper: School's Out (1972)

    SIDE ONE
    Grand Finale
    Street Fight
    Luney Tune
    Alma Mater
    Public Animal #9

    SIDE TWO
    Gutter Cat vs. The Jets
    Blue Turk
    School's Out (Single Edit)
    My Stars

    The songs remain great, but I think I screwed up the flow about as best as I can. :D
     
    Bananas&blow likes this.
  20. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

    Location:
    United States
    Chicago Transit Authority (1969)

    SIDE ONE
    Free Form Guitar 6:51
    Prologue (August 29, 1968) 0:57
    Listen 3:23
    Poem 58 8:36

    SIDE TWO
    Liberation 14:40
    Introduction 6:33

    SIDE THREE
    Someday (August 29, 1968) 4:16
    Beginnings 7:55
    I'm A Man 7:42

    SIDE FOUR
    South California Purples 6:12
    Questions 67 & 68 5:02
    Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is? 4:35

    For good measure, make the final two songs the edited single mixes, and turn an already short side four into an even shorter (and more peculiar) side four. :)
     
  21. DirkM

    DirkM Forum Resident

    Location:
    MA, USA
    Brothers Out Of Arms:

    The Man's Too Strong
    Walk Of Life
    Brothers In Arms
    Money For Nothing
    Your Latest Trick
    One World
    Why Worry
    So Far Away
    Ride Across The River
     
  22. munjeet

    munjeet Forum Resident

    Location:
    Baltimore
    Led Zeppelin - In Through The Out Door (1979)

    1. Carouselambra
    2. Hot Dog
    3. South Bound Suarez

    4. All My Love
    5. In The Evening
    6. I’m Gonna Crawl
    7. Fool In The Rain

    Pretty rough going.
     
  23. If I Can Dream_23

    If I Can Dream_23 Forum Resident

    Location:
    United States
    I think I must really have a weakness for this album because I actually kind of like that order! I might just try it! :laugh:
     
    munjeet likes this.
  24. bzfgt

    bzfgt Interesting and Copacetic Denizen

    Location:
    New Jersey
    The Fall, The Unutterable:

    1. "Cyber Insekt"
    2. "Two Librans"
    3. "W.B"
    4. "Sons of Temperance"
    5. "Dr Bucks' Letter"
    6. "Hot Runes"
    7. "Way Round"
    8. "Octo Realm/Ketamine Sun"
    9. "Serum"
    10. "Unutterable"
    11. "Pumpkin Soup and Mashed Potatoes"
    12. "Hands Up Billy"
    13. "Midwatch 1953"
    14. "Devolute"
    15. "Das Katerer"
     
  25. bzfgt

    bzfgt Interesting and Copacetic Denizen

    Location:
    New Jersey
    Not bad, actually. If that were it, we'd all be used to it and it'd seem natural.
     

Share This Page