Movie Lines You Quote in Everyday Life (Sometimes to Others' Confusion)

I also quote some of Arnold's famous lines.

"I'll be back!" when I am making an exit and intend to come back later. Common at crowded parties and weddings when socializing with many people.

 

"F**k me gently with a chainsaw."
"What's your damage?"
"Get off my lawn."
"Let's get sushi, and not pay!" (in response to a question like, "whaddya wanna do tonight?")

 

These aren't the droids we're looking for.

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"I'm not sure I agree with you a hundred percent on your police work, there, Lou"

 

"Lions eat deer"


"I can hear my hair growing."



"I didnt want to disturb you. You were balls deep in that turtle with a thumb in your mouth. "
"I love my turtle."



"Yeah,it's totally cool, just keep your voice down, my roommates are sleeping."
"You mean your parents?"
"Yeah, same thing."
...
"Nice jammies."
Thanks, they're a present from my roommates. "

 

Everybody needs money. That's why they call it money.

 

Thought of another one.

When someone asks me "What do you make out of this?" I quote lines from Airplane, if I feel like being a smartass.

"I can make a hat...a brooch... a pterodactyl ...etc."

 

"That Piece Of S#it, I Never Like Him" - Tony Montana - Scarface

 

I gots to know (Dirty Harry)
That is a tasty burger (Pulp Fiction)
I was born ready motherf***er (Blade Trinity)
and almost every line from Withnail and I at some point

 

The Big Lebowski is a fountain of quotes. Use 'em often.

 

Great movie.

 

From Goodfellas...
You may fold under questioning!

 

"That was my great grandfather's watch. Do you have any idea what he had to go through to get me that watch?"

 

Ever Dance With The Devil in the Pale Moonlight.

Stupid is as Stupid does..

 

Nice! The best Batman movie.

 

A David Mamet fan ? Really ? Don't think I've ever met another...really.
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"Right now I'm in the red. I'm a race car in the red, and you don't want a race car in the red."
"Yeah? Well I'm a mushroom cloud laying mother****er, mother****er."

 

"The Entire British Empire was built on cups of tea and if you think I'm going to war without one, you're mistaken"

 

"A man's got to know his limitations"

"Pick up that blood"

"So I got that going for me, which is nice"

 

"My feet hurt. My back hurts. ..... I'm only FOUR!"
From Scrooged. Substitute any complaint you like.

 

"I don't mean to be." - The Big Sleep (when someone says "You're tall" like in the movie)

"You f*ckng fascist!" - The Big Lebowski

"Forget it Jake, it's Chinatown." - Chinatown

 

"It's so hot! Milk was a bad choice!"

 

-Did we hit the little boy on Sixth Avenue?
-No, we missed him by a good foot and a half.

-You were involved in the Bag of Pigs?
-Involved? That was my idea

-You sure these are flies you are talking about?
- Flies. The natives had a name for them Jose Greco de Muertos, flamenco dancers of death.

Serpintine, Shel! SERPINTINE!!!!

 

In honor of Criterion's egregious delay of Altman's masterpiece:

"If a frog had wings, he wouldn't bump his ass so much, follow me?" - John "Pudgy" McCabe