Movie Lines You Quote in Everyday Life (Sometimes to Others' Confusion)

I quote Disney's animated Robin Hood a lot. Not that it was that great but I just saw it a lot with my younger brother years ago. Good quotes ok movie.

 

You can't just tap the world on the shoulder anymore.

 

Working in an office, these are commonly overheard....all from "Office Space:"

Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays

We need to talk about your TPS reports

Good luck with your layoffs, all right? I hope your firings go really well.

The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

Well, just a second there, professor. We, uh, we fixed the *glitch*. So he won't be receiving a paycheck anymore, so it'll just work itself out naturally.

 

I just remembered this today. way back in HS, I was riding in the car with my mother and was drinking something really tasty and said "Man, this stuff is great! It's just as if Donovan himself had appeared on my TV with words of peace love and eternal cosmic wisdom." She must have thought I was totally crazy.

 

Ooh-da-lolly!

 

We've got to protect our phoney baloney jobs!

 

Mr. Clean... was from some South Bronx sh#@hole and the light and space of Vietnam really put the zap on his head.

Me & my older bro are Apocalypse Now junkies. Sometimes if we're talking about somebody that is screwed up one of us will say, "Man, the light & space of Arkansas must have really put the zap on his head"

 

Lots of lines from "Ed Wood":
"A big explosion.", then pause looking up with my hands held out, beholding an imaginary explosion.
"Home? I have no home."
"You're wasting your lives making $#!+!"
"You must be double-jointed. And you must be Hungarian."
"BILLY BOB! You're cuttin' em too lean."
"Pull the string! Pull the string!"
"GOODBYE *****!"


From "Dumb and Dumber": "That John Denver's full of $#!+, man."

 

Darryl

 

Scarface: "Say 'ello to my lil' fren"
Animal House: "She'll take this seriously"
Hud: "It happens to horses, dogs and men -- nobody gets out of life alive"

 

"Oh Atlantis!"

 

"I'd be quite prepared for that eventuality!"

"I make no guarantees!"

 

I've used this one several times too...
"Home? I have no home. The chungle is my home."

 

"Alright, alright, alright." - Wooderson's introductory line from Dazed and Confused still gets a lot of use from me.

 

And my fave, as quoted earlier: "I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything I thought it could be."

 

I'll be 96 quoting this movie until I die.

 

Also:

 

"I didn't get a harrumph outta that guy!"

 

"Innocent? Innocent of what?!" from Unforgiven

 

Attica! Attica!

 

"In a row?"

 

I'm as doomed as doom can be

You're a gentleman and a grocer

 

Somebody step on a duck?

You'll get nothing and like it

You can still see the Jockey marks on this steak

I fear when we reach the next town the retail value of this vehicle will be nil

Ain't a fit night out for man nor beast

 

Is that. Ma?

Then "What's holding him up" should be good for many occasions