...you can't come up with one good reason to not buy records. And it wouldn't matter even if you could!
When you were able to quit smoking for 35 years but never managed to kick out your vinyl addiction for more than a day!
When everything you eat must have a round shape: pizza, tacos, fajitas, waffles, burgers, pie, pancake...
...you don't listen to records while having a coffee. You merely have a coffee while listening to records!