Your favorite single line from a Seinfeld show

To me, it made it funnier, as if you love some one, you should at least know their name.

 

When the Rabi say's on local access tv, that George slept with a prostitute , with Susan next to him.

 

Jackie Chiles: "You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the put balm on? Why'd you put the balm on? You haven't even been to see the doctor! If you're going to put a balm on, let a doctor put the balm on."

 

Jerry: Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp!

 

I love Elaine's reaction after Jerry says that, lmao.

 

Yea, and George's too!

 

Kramer to Raquel Welch: "Well, you're fired because you don't move your arms when you tap dance, you're like a gorilla out there I've gotta go..."

 

"Cat fight with Raquel Welch?"

 

Did someone say cat fight?

 

George : I always have tuna on toast. I want the complete opposite of tuna on toast ! Nothing in my life has ever worked out with tuna on toast !


George to blonde stranger : My name is George, I am unemployed and I live with my parents.

 

DeSoto's down, but Cosmo's got the caboose!

 

I'm Victoria, hi!

 

George : I'll have chicken salad on rye.
Jerry : Actually the opposite of tuna would be salmon. The salmon swim upstream,thats the opposite.
George : Good for the salmon !

 

Jerry, it’s Frank Costanza. Steinbrenner’s here. George is dead. Call me back.

 

Elaine: What, you never said it? (saying "I love you" to someone)
George: Once...to a dog...he licked himself and left the room.

 

There was a link I saw on page 10 of this thread to a scene with Elaine and the real George Steinbrenner. This led to 2 more hours of viewing Youtube clips about Seinfeld. This probably on of the DVD sets but is a great watch:

 

Kramer: Oh yeah, I've been known to drink a beer or two. But then again, I've been known to do a lot of things.

*Waiter opens the counter which hits Kramer on the head*

Kramer: Cigarette?

Barry: No, I never touch them.

Kramer: I suck'em down like Coca-Cola. Well here's to feeling good all the time.

_

Barry: Excuse me, I have to go to the bathroom.

Kramer: I'm hip.

Barry: Hip to the what?

Kramer: To the whole scene. *sniff*

Barry: What scene?

Kramer: The bathroom scene. *sniff, sniff*

 

Jerry: "It's easier for a woman not to do it than a man, we have to do it, it's part of our lifestyle. It's like shaving."
Elaine: "Oh, that is such baloney! I shave my legs."
Kramer: "Not everyday."

 

I always loved Franks' "obvious concern"

Frank (yelling): What the hell did you trade Jay Buhner for?!? He had
30 home runs, over 100 RBIs last year, he's got a rocket for an arm, you

don't know what the hell you're doin'!!

Steinbrenner: Well, Buener was a good prospect, no question about it.
But my baseball people love Ken Phelps' bat. They kept saying 'Ken
Phelps , Ken Phelps'.

 

One of my favorite Seinfeld moments:

 

Jerry: "A matador! Well, well, well. Uno momento por favor. Pray tell, what was the young man's name?"

 

Kenny Bania:
"Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The mug is round. The jar is round.
They should call it Roundtine.
That's gold, Jerry! Gold!"

 

Kramer- "you know Darren, if you had told me 25 years ago that I would be standing here, about to solve the world's energy problems, I would have said you were crazy ". "Now lets shove this giant ball of oil out the window "