Your favorite single line from a Seinfeld show

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  1. vince

    vince Stan Ricker's son-in-law

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    While it's not my favorite line (by a long shot), every time a hear a commercial, and someone mentions 'the app store', I can't help but say to myself; "YEAH? Well, the JERK STORE called, and they're out of YOU!!!!"
     
    vince, Jul 23, 2015
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  2. DLant

    DLant The Upstate Gort Staff

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    Albany, NY
     
    DLant, Jul 23, 2015
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  3. vertigone

    vertigone Forum Resident

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    NYC
    Truth.

     
    vertigone, Aug 24, 2015
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  4. Sathington Willoughby

    Sathington Willoughby Well-Known Member

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    Georgia, USA
    What's the difference, you're their all-time best seller! ;)
     
    Sathington Willoughby, Aug 24, 2015
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  5. johnaltman

    johnaltman Forum Resident

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    johnaltman, Aug 25, 2015
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  6. Bertly

    Bertly Senior Member

    "We're sitting there like IDIOTS..without any cake."
    "You're not Chinese!"
     
    Bertly, Aug 29, 2015
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  7. Monsieur Gadbois

    Monsieur Gadbois Senior Member

    Location:
    Hotel California
    Estelle: "George I'm huuunnnggry!
    George: "Hang on, ma, hang on."

     
    Monsieur Gadbois, Sep 1, 2015
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  8. Moshe

    Moshe "Silent in four languages."

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    George: Here have some Tic Tacs.
     
    Moshe, Sep 1, 2015
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  9. Moshe

    Moshe "Silent in four languages."

    Location:
    U.S.
    Jerry: So, what was the fire? Just a couple of greasy hamburgers?

    George: Yeah, Eric the Clown put it out with his big shoe.
     
    Moshe, Sep 1, 2015
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  10. stuguy

    stuguy Forum Resident

    Location:
    Longmeadow, MA, USA
    Jerry asking George why his girlfriend broke up with him.

    George:. "I got greedy"
     
    stuguy, Sep 2, 2015
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  11. Monsieur Gadbois

    Monsieur Gadbois Senior Member

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    Hotel California
    Kramer: "I've cut slices so thin, I couldn't even see them."
    Elaine: "How'd you know you cut it?"
    Kramer: "Well,...I guess I just assumed."

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    Monsieur Gadbois, Sep 9, 2015
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  12. wayne66

    wayne66 Forum Resident

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    I always like to say "It's go time" Lloyd Bridges character said that to Jerry in one episode. I think he said "Alright punk, Its go time".
     
    wayne66, Sep 10, 2015
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  13. mikeja75

    mikeja75 Forum Resident

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    +1 ... here's the full bit. BTW, there's too many lines from this show to pick just one. Sometimes I talk about Seinfeld moments like they happened within my own family!

    Remember the time when George was at the Chinese restaurant and the guy kept calling for Cartwright instead of Costanza????

    >>>

    Bruce (holding a phone): Cartwright?

    Elaine: I can't have popcorn for dinner!

    Bruce: Cartwright?

    Elaine (tries to snatch food off a waiter's tray): I have to eat!

    Jerry: So they have hotdogs there.

    Elaine: Oh, movie hotdogs! I rather lick the food off the floor.

    George: I can't go anywhere, I have to wait here for Tatiana's call. Let me just check.

    (goes over to Bruce)

    George: Excuse me, I'm expecting a call. Costanza?

    Bruce: Yeah, I just got a call. I yell 'Cartwright! Cartwright!', just like that. Nobody came up, I hang up.

    George: Well, was it for Costanza or...

    Bruce: Yes, yes, that's it. Nobody answered.

    George: Well was it a woman?

    Bruce: Yeah, yeah. I tell her you not here, she said curse word, I hang up.

    (George comes over to Jerry and Elaine, stunned)

    George: She called. He yelled Cartwright. I missed her.

    Jerry: Who's Cartwright?

    George: I'm Cartwright!

    Jerry: You're not Cartwri-

    George: Of course I'm not Cartwright! Look, why don't you two just go to the movies all by yourselves, I'm not in the mood.
     
    mikeja75, Sep 10, 2015
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  14. Trapper J

    Trapper J Senior Member

    Location:
    Great White North
    Girl: I'm not supposed to be here
    George: nobodies holding a gun to your head.

    Ha
     
    Trapper J, Sep 11, 2015
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  15. Dudley Morris

    Dudley Morris Resident

    Location:
    Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
    Since we're well into fave dialogue as well: this is one of my fave scenes from the show, from part 1 of "The Keys"...

    KRAMER (moves over and sits next to George): Do you ever yearn?

    GEORGE: Yearn? Do I yearn?

    KRAMER: I yearn.

    GEORGE: You yearn.

    KRAMER: Oh, yes. Yes, I yearn. Often, I...I sit...and yearn. Have you yearned?

    GEORGE: Well, not recently. I craved. I crave all the time, constant craving...but I haven't yearned.

    KRAMER (in disgust): Look at you.

    GEORGE: Aw, Kramer, don't start...

    KRAMER (moving back to the othe side of the booth): You're wasting your life.

    GEORGE: I am not! What you call wasting, I call living! I'm living my life!

    KRAMER: O.K., like what? No, tell me! Do you have a job?

    GEORGE: No.

    KRAMER: You got money?

    GEORGE: No.

    KRAMER: Do you have a woman?

    GEORGE (increasingly despondent): No.

    KRAMER: Do you have any prospects?

    GEORGE: No.

    KRAMER: You got anything on the horizon?

    GEORGE: Uh...no.

    KRAMER: Do you have any action at all?

    GEORGE: No.

    KRAMER: Do you have any conceivable reason for even getting up in the morning?

    GEORGE: I like to get the Daily News!
     
    Dudley Morris, Sep 11, 2015
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  16. rufus t firefly

    rufus t firefly Forum Resident

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    Arizona
    George: You want to know what one of her favorite expressions is? Happy, Pappy ?
    Jerry : Happy, Pappy? What does that mean?
    G : Like if she wants to know if I am pleased with something, she'll say Happy ,Pappy ?
    J : Oh, your Pappy!
    G: I'm Pappy !
     
    rufus t firefly, Sep 11, 2015
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  17. Encuentro

    Encuentro Forum Resident

    Dancing is stupid. :)
     
    Encuentro, Sep 12, 2015
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  18. chacha

    chacha Forum Resident In Memoriam

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    mill valley CA USA
    That one I never got
     
    chacha, Sep 12, 2015
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  19. spewey

    spewey Senior Member

    Location:
    Little Rock
    Elaine...

    "Different pipes go to different places! You're gonna mix them up!"
     
    spewey, Sep 12, 2015
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  20. The Hermit

    The Hermit Wavin' that magick glowstick since 1976

    Location:
    Over the hills and far away...
    "Serenity now... insanity later"

    That is all.
     
    The Hermit, Sep 12, 2015
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  21. DLant

    DLant The Upstate Gort Staff

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    Yes!

    I use that all the time in conversation!
     
    DLant, Sep 12, 2015
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  22. Monsieur Gadbois

    Monsieur Gadbois Senior Member

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    Hotel California
    Newman: "Parcels are rarely damaged during shipping."
    Jerry: "Define rarely."
    Newman: "Frequently."
     
    Monsieur Gadbois, Sep 12, 2015
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  23. DLant

    DLant The Upstate Gort Staff

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    Albany, NY
    "When you control the mail, you control... information!"
     
    DLant, Sep 12, 2015
    #848
  24. George P

    George P Notable Member

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    NYC
    You're using my babies now?
     
    George P, Sep 12, 2015
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  25. Encuentro

    Encuentro Forum Resident

    This might be my all-time favorite Seinfeld scene.

    George: "The door? Why would I go out the door? The window's right here."
     
    Encuentro, Sep 13, 2015
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