Make a terrible tracklist for classic albums

Paranoid - Black Sabbath

Side 1

Planet Caravan
Hand Of Doom
War Pigs
Electric Funeral

Side 2

Rat Salad
Iron Man
Fairies Wear Boots
Paranoid

 

A Bite At The Opera

Side 1:
1. Good Company
2. God Save The Queen
3. The Prophet's Song
4. '39
5. Lazing On A Sunday Afternoon
6. I'm In Love With My Car

Side 2.
1. Seaside Rendezvous
2. Bohemian Rhapsody
3. Love Of My Life
4. Sweet Lady
5. Death On Two Legs
6. You're My Best Friend

 

John & Yoko: Wedding Album (1969)

SIDE ONE
Amsterdam

SIDE TWO
John & Yoko

 

Rush - Hemispheres

1. Circumstances
2. La Villa Strangiato
3. Hemispheres
4. The Trees

Complete anti climax, lol

 

Get Your Wings: Aerosmith 1974

It's impossible to make a great album terrible, but...

SIDE ONE
Seasons Of Wither
Spaced
Pandora's Box
Same Old Song And Dance

SIDE TWO
Woman Of The World
Train Kept A Rollin'
Lord Of The Thighs
S.O.S. (Too Bad)

 

Prince -Purple Rain

1. Darling Nikki
2. I Would Die 4 U
3. When Doves Cry
4. Baby I'm A Star
5. Purple Rain
------------------
Side 2:
6. Computer Blue
7. The Beautiful Ones
8. Let's Go Crazy
9. Take Me With U

 

Alive!: Kiss (1975)

SIDE ONE
100,000 Years
Firehouse
Let Me Go, Rock n Roll

SIDE TWO
She
Rock Bottom
Black Diamond
Nothin To Lose

SIDE THREE
Rock And Roll All Nite
Parasite
Cold Gin
Hotter Than Hell

SIDE FOUR
C'mon And Love Me
Watchin You
Strutter
Deuce
Got To Choose

 

The Song Remains The Same: Led Zeppelin (1976)

SIDE ONE
Moby Dick
Celebration Day
The Rain Song

SIDE TWO
Whole Lotta Love
Stairway To Heaven

SIDE THREE
Rock And Roll
No Quarter
The Song Remains The Same

SIDE FOUR
Dazed And Confused

 

Nice try, but that album is so perfect no amount of shuffling the tracks could ruin in

That being said, you've done an admirable job of trying - holy moly. Purple Rain to end side 1 and Take Me With U to end side 2

Now THAT's a cliffhanger ending if I've ever seen one!

 

Elton John - Goodbye Yellow Brick Road

Side 1
Jamaica Jerk-Off 5 times

Side 2
This extended to 25 minutes

 

Jeez....I used to like this album.

 

Is there anything as much of a mess as ' Sandinista '?

 

Bowie - Hunky Dory

Eight Line Poem
Song For Bob Dylan
Fill Your Heart
Changes
The Belway Brothers
Kooks
Life On Mars
Queen Bitch
Quicksand
Andy Warhol
Oh! You Pretty Things

 

It is beautiful.

 

Crapifornication - Red Hot Chili Peppers (1999)

1. I Like Dirt
2. Porcelain
3. Right on Time
4. Easily
5. Road Trippin’
6. Get on Top
7. Parallel Universe
8. Otherside
9. Emit Remmus
10. Scar Tissue
11. Around the World
12. Purple Stain
13. The Velvet Glove
14. Californication
15. Savior

 

Ha! Whenever I play this album I always program it another way. The original 'flow' has no flow.

 

Actually, I kind of like the idea of "My Wife" as the closer. They could have mixed the runout groove to endlessly repeat "She's Coming!"

 

Running On Empty: Jackson Browne 1978

SIDE ONE
The Road
Stay
Nothing But Time
Cocaine
The Load-Out

SIDE TWO
Love Needs A Heart
Shaky Town
Rosie
Running On Empty
You Love The Thunder

 

Megadeth - Peace Sells... but Who's Buying?

I Ain't Superstitious
Good Mourning / Black Friday
My Last Words
Peace Sells
Bad Omen
Devil's Island
The Conjuring
Wake Up Dead

 

+ 1 hour of silence between "Breed" and "Teen Spirit"

 

Some really great ones here, had some good laughs.

How about The Who's Tommy

Side A:
Fiddle All About
Underture
Sparks
Overture
Tommy Can You Hear Me?

Side B:
Does it matter? Would anyone still be listening and not completely and utterly perplexed and slightly disturbed?

Can't see that one being such a classic with that opening side.

 

Pearl Jam Ten

Jeremy
Release
Garden
Black
Porch
Why Go

Alive
Master/Slave (hidden track)
Deep
Even Flow
Oceans
Once

 

Yikes! I love The Beatles and didn't think there could be a playlist made from one of their albums that would be terrible, but you've very effectively proven me wrong! (Of course a little cheating with non official track.....and Long Long Long will sound just fine wherever it's placed in any tracklist).

 

Tonight’s the Night

Tired Eyes
Lookout Joe
Borrowed Tune
Roll Another Number
New Mama
Speakin Out

Come on Baby Let’s Go Downtown
Albuquerque
World on a String
Tonight’s the Night
Mellow my Mind
Tonight’s the Night part II

 

This one is especially awful, i must say. Great jo...
I mean, terrible job!!!