"You have pierced the heart of my psychic disorder!" - Andre's ironic riposte to Kassia Paine's withering dismissal of his vain presumptions (as played by Scott Marlowe and Vera Miles) in "The Forms Of Things Unknown" which was the final episode of Season One of The Outer Limits (1964)
In our house, whenever I, my wife or either of the kids, get into a disagreement regarding how something happened - we always go with this quote. It's a running joke that few outside of the family will ever get. To be fair, it's usually applied to me! "I like to remember things my own way... not necessarily the way they happened". From David Lynch's Lost Highway.
He made a pie from Jenkins' ear and washed it down with a bottle of beer ~ That'll be the Day I'm the dummy ,Mike, I'm always the dummy~ Peter Tork: Head
also from head: Nobody ever lends money to a man with a sense of humor. Hey! Nobody walks out on me ! Not even myself!