Yeah, such b.s. I've had new cars go dead in 3 weeks just because the battery seeps away. When months go by, the fuel lines get clogged, the transmission lube gets all gummy, joints start rusting... it ain't gonna be pretty. With fresh fuel, a charged battery, and a lube job, it "might" work, provided the belts hold up and all that. But sitting in a barn? Naaaaaaa.